X.Gelato🍧❤

HER🤍✨

[Sophia🧚🏽‍♀️💞 @sophia_bambe]

Telling someone you like them as soon as you start liking them>>>>> never cared.

[Chalant @OnlyHanz_]

Ever since I was a little girl I knew I never wanted to wake up early

[Docti-ify @fueki_lee]

You have 4 wives, you can enjoy, then you circumcise all 4 women so they can have no sexual desire and won’t cheat on you, while you enjoy the bodies of 4 women, you are glad they have to endure the act while you enjoy pleasure

You are now pushing for them to legalize mutilation of girls so they can stay faithful to their husbands while you are marrying and enjoying 4 women and possibly more on the side

You are cursed and I hope you get what you deserve….

Im talking about that evil lawmaker in Gambia….

I hope he prays for the sweet release of demise but it will evade him while he rots from the inside out…

[𑁍 Iwa 𑁍 @iwaasaam]

“I just got you books”
Omo happy married life to us 😂

[oseni rufai @ruffydfire]

We are writing with heavy hearts to cry out for help.

42 children from Mussa Primary and Junior Secondary School, Askira Uba LGA, Borno State were abducted on May 15, 2026. The children include toddlers as young as 2 years old.

Today marks 67 days and our children are still being held in the forests. We have not heard anything about their whereabouts or condition.

We have waited, we have prayed, and we have reported. But up to today, we have not seen concrete action from the Borno State Government under Governor Babagana Zulum to secure their release and bring them home safely.

Our children are in the forest. They are scared, hungry, and in danger. Every day that passes puts their lives at more risk.

We are pleading:

1. Governor Zulum: Please act now. Deploy all necessary resources for the immediate rescue of the 42 Mussa children.
2. Security agencies: We need a coordinated rescue operation urgently.
3. The public and media: Help us amplify this. Do not let our children be forgotten.

We are parents, we are a community, and we are desperate. We cannot do this alone.

Please, help us call on the authorities to act before it is too late. Our children deserve to come home.

Thank you for standing with us.

Sincerely,  
Concerned Parents and Community Members of Mussa, Borno State, Nigeria.

[Oché @TweetsbyOche]

Oh to be disgustingly articulate! 💜

[Ụlọma @ulxma]

I find that many women have internalised the idea that it’s a man’s job to ‘lead’ or steer a relationship, so they just wait and wait for him to define it because whenever he chooses to is the right time. They want more but are afraid to ask a simple question or start an honest conversation because they’re hoping he’ll eventually do it.

But you’re an equal participant. Clarity is something you should actively seek, not something you sit and wait on. You have every right to state what you want, ask where things are headed, and leave if the answer isn’t what you’re looking for.

Why even hand someone else that much power over your life? Stop treating yourself like a passenger in your own story. You have agency. Use it.

[Kene 😍 @ur1stmemeplug]

There's a very thin line between medicine and madness.

[Big Sister has something to say🤎✨ @Penielglory_]

Nigeria has a rape, pedophilia and femicide problem.

[𝓤. @_fuego98]

I even hate it when they assume I have money.

[Chef Ore💜 @_b_haleemat]

Document your life mehn, you don’t even have to post it.

[eliz @eliza___v]

When you’re walking and you can feel your ass jiggling 😭😹

[Ginger @Gboye_Rave]

I will shamelessly simp for the person I love . If they serve me breakfast , I will move on . If I meet someone else love , I will simp for them again 😂 ❤️

I will heal in heaven

[𝓤. @_fuego98]

Not having anyone to debrief with after a long day is another reason why I’m an angry woman.

[Ginger @Gboye_Rave]

Omo See, make money ooo
As a woman, leave your obsession with getting married and make money ooo. Do not abandon making money ooo.

[🦉Hootz🐍 🇵🇸 @YngviCom]

the female body for some reason has tons of mechanisms to gain weight unrelated to consumption, the male body on the other hand has virtually none, meaning if you're fat as a man its entirely your own fault you hungry hungry hippo

[B. @buhlesrevenge]

i love the word "interesting" cause it's so chaotically neutral

[obalende chimamanda @omosalewasmiles]

God will see them through

[Gloria🩷🧚 @bambyisdazzzled]

I grab my bumbum occasionally to remind myself that it's very grabable.

[Citadel Centre for HR Research and Consulting @cchrcglobal]

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