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People seem to like me because I am polite and I am rarely late. I like to eat ice cream and I really enjoy a nice pair of slacks.

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@TonyLiebert “No way we’ll ever be able to keep him around…”

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@thanhartsock @espn @Wimbledon @FOXSports I've heard "It's getting deep in here" before...

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

Why is it ‘cancelled’ in the U.K. but ‘canceled’ in the U.S.?

Because we gave them that L in 1776.

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#WordNerds Rule!

[Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes]

Doctor: “I’m afraid you have a serious case of onomatopoeia.”

Patient: “What does that mean?”

Doctor: “It’s exactly what it sounds like.”

[Alex @ajak1033]

The Spurs know how to TAKE the lead, they just don't know how to HOLD the lead. And that's really the most important part of the lead: the holding

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@DanHayesMLB I would argue it is NOT starting.

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@alec_lewis Even better than coming to his birthday party!

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@TonyLiebert Hmmm…indicted by a coach?

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@NickNelsonMN Like Dusty Kielmohr?

[Gerald Posner @geraldposner]

If you are having a bad day, consider this. Apple's 3rd co-founder, Ron Wayne, sold his 10% stake in the new company only 12 days after it was formed in 1976. He feared shuffling papers for the rest of his life. He got $2,300; $800 for his shares and $1500 for waiving any claims against his partners, Steve Jobs and Steve Wozniak. Today, Wayne's share is worth about half a trillion dollars.

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@thorku @Tonysmarkettips What if they split the cost?

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@JonKrawczynski Where is the “With that being said….”?

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@markcraignfl Under

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@10k_Takes Second only to bringing in Myles Finch!

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@alec_lewis Donovan Jackson or Will Fries, I assume

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@calpostbbolch Bert “Be Home” Blyleven

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@DustBaker Worked out so well with poor Sharif Floyd…

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Yes. Same thing as Jimmy John’s, Papa John’s, and Taco John’s.

[normal @35yearoldfriend]

Is Mike’s Hot Honey, Mike’s Hard Lemonade, and Jersey Mike’s all the same Mike?

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@SeanBormanNFL Dang Pohlads…