Gems

men in skirts 2021

[Shmooogan Shmooosey @UngluedToast]

Y'all are going to have to stop naming your cats Miso and Mochi man cut it out

[manuel @manwelllb_]

I’m evil but in a kind way

[cecily 🫒 @modrngirls]

favorite coworkers left early so i’m exchanging gossip with the IT department idgaf

[Con @_ConnorWard]

Me getting to the pub for 6 for a 9pm kick off just for it to be 0-0

[Dylan “in the Saw bathroom” Dern @DylanDern]

Me winning the Oscar for Person in the Most Wrinkled Linen Pants in This Deli

[Ianfluencer Kindness Facts @khianfluencer]

Had a really good morning then started convincing myself I have lung cancer

[our band could be your wife @grace_roso]

How it feels to still wanna go to Coachella at least once

[madonna’s witness @parisxcx]

como se siente ir a un evento donde solo conoces a 1 persona y aun no llega

[gabby @MISERABLEN0W]

it used to mean something when a guy had a cool jacket. but there’s been a recent cooljacketflation so they’ve lost all significance

[aurora ⚸ | seeing tori 8/28 @lynchianbush]

it's time for my biweekly panic over the trajectory of my life/career

[dave @davepeep]

soft launched my hatred of my coworker to another coworker and they reported me

[padresdivorcio @padresdivorcio]

mi amiga no me ha incluido en su photo dump

[Lowkeyhurt @uhtriad]

Me lending myself money from my own savings

[squeaky fromme the block @averpee]

Smelled my perfume from last summer

[Kyle Kushblasta @SkinnyTuna]

are you guys really klarna-ing stuff or were you joking

[balkanka @missuonmylips]

Delayed onset hangxiety from saturday night hitting like right now

[𝒞𝓁𝒾𝑜 @cliobscure]

Went to get a sandwich and every single person outside looked so sick and tired, we have to make everything better for everyone, we have to

[she’s an angel @guccirry]

A lot of mothering is happening on the carpet…