haley (alpha male)

Known lover of turtles, nachos, and crying too hard at movies. I love Gemma Chan. 🐊🐊🐊

[haley (alpha male) @gemmachanstan]

@yagirlkinah Thank you queen!!

Also to give some additional context for folks: my friend decided to join me for the concert, so we bought tickets together in the next section over, which is why I’m selling. Willing to negotiate and happy to FaceTime, use PayPal G&S for security, etc!

[haley (alpha male) @gemmachanstan]

@gammongaming @GayBearRes @devahaz @Oceans1Emerald No, because you are putting the money in pre-tax, specifically for retirement. If you withdraw early, you need to pay taxes on it. Otherwise, theoretically, people could spend all year putting money in, take it out at the end of the year, and never pay taxes on it.

[haley (alpha male) @gemmachanstan]

@steviesmother The tissue tucked into her fist hahahahahaha

[Chris @citehchris]

(person emotionally unavailable in ways you can not fathom) welp guess I’ll download hinge again

[haley (alpha male) @gemmachanstan]

@steviesmother Getting your news from nyp……. Brain dead behavior

[haley (alpha male) @gemmachanstan]

@steviesmother She is so hot and flexible and clearly talented, yet I find her so boring to watch 😭😭

[haley (alpha male) @gemmachanstan]

My ex has been using a burner account to watch all my shit for weeks now (despite the account not following me) and it’s so obvious it’s him so last night I requested to follow the account and this morning he deleted the whole page lmaoooooooo

[haley (alpha male) @gemmachanstan]

I would irreparably break this within an hour

[Matteo @matteodotsui]

HOLY FUCK IPHONE 17 AIR IS THIN!!!!

[haley (alpha male) @gemmachanstan]

That heirarchy of needs diagram but every section is just me talking shit about my ex with his sister ❤️❤️❤️

[haley (alpha male) @gemmachanstan]

@steviesmother Thinking about the time my dad visited in our inwood apt and he was tweaking out about the train waking him up and I was like I literally don’t even hear it or know what you’re talking about 😭😭😭😭😭

[haley (alpha male) @gemmachanstan]

@steviesmother As soon as I saw they were 24, I laughed out loud.

[haley (alpha male) @gemmachanstan]

Major epidemic of men who wanna be the woman in the relationship 😔

[haley (alpha male) @gemmachanstan]

Every time I see my uber is a tesla, I know I’m about to be nauseous as fuck in the backseat

[haley (alpha male) @gemmachanstan]

Messaging guys who matched me a month ago but never said anything and asking if they’re mad at me

[haley (alpha male) @gemmachanstan]

I cannot stop winning

[chuck 🏔 @crowcialist]

Unfortunately there’s nothing I like more than a woke $8 ice cream from a place with a name that’s an ampersand between two nouns

[haley (alpha male) @gemmachanstan]

@Curryfidat This is my FAVORITE but I know they just changed the formula in the last couple months and I’m so scared to try the new one in case it’s not as good 😔

[haley (alpha male) @gemmachanstan]

I need y’all to understand that this man was running a multimillion dollar company and not a local donut shop in his hometown

[haley (alpha male) @gemmachanstan]

The ceo discourse is starting to make me feel like this entire website is nothing but 12 year olds. “Cheating is bad but shouldn’t have professional repercussions” - you understand he was fucking his head of HR….? “If he’s the CEO, who put him on leave?” - CHILD LEFT BEHIND!!!!!