Gemma Culleton

[Aelfred The Great @aelfred_D]

The ancient texts

[fat sluggo @mild_salsa_]

this is crazy cuz they all look bad asf

[Chasing Ennui @rwlesq]

Katie Miller has a master's degree and a career. It appears that she has consistently worked since she was 20. She can open a bank account, own property, and have a credit card in her name. She has access to no-fault divorce and would be entitled to child support for her baby if she and Stephen Miller divorce. She has laws protecting her against physical abuse and rape by her spouse. She had access to birth control and abortion, meaning that having a baby was a choice.

She is very much not living the life that the "propaganda. . . convinced" women was oppressive. She is living the life that feminism made possible.

Of course, she knows this. She's just a liar.

[Luke Savage @LukewSavage]

If I were a public figure in the UK I would simply not ever sit in the back of a car

[Chris Orzechowski @chrisorzy]

I love when restaurants put “market price” next to certain menu items. Like yeah, I’ve been monitoring scallop futures all week.

[teen vampire, aged 40 @witchesflight]

Happy Father’s Day to my dad. A few years back, I got an awful haircut and I was crying about it, and he came into my room and said “u have no idea how easy your life is. Do you know how hard it was for black female scientists in the 50s/60s?” (He just watched Hidden Figures)

[Kitana ☁︎ @stickygoons]

Someone’s grandpa is gonna believe this

[Narinder Kaur @narindertweets]

This is possibly the saddest thing I've seen in a long time..an immigrant nurse talking about fleeing her home..she saved her UNIFORM. So she could still WORK for our communities.

I'd fill this country with a thousand of this woman than one of those good for nothing thugs.
God help this poor woman.

[Benny Feldman @Feldfrog]

I don’t think it’s fair to credit this all to Mamdani, when I’ve personally chosen to stop my random killings for unrelated reasons

[Fisted Away @fistedaway]

Please: be respectful of the host nation’s culture and traditions

[rosie @snailtattoo]

Friends don’t even say goodnight anymore

[Cohen is a ghost @skullmandible]

man I'm going to kidnap soooooooo many 20-year-olds at those phoneless Phoebe Bridgers shows. christmas comin early

[David Rattigan @davidmrattigan]

buying this and then dying immediately and forcing my descendants to finish building it over the next 100 years

[mary @elaine_stritch]

i saw goody proctor using ai

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

“Do you think you’re superior for not using AI in your work?” Thank you for that beautiful question. Yes, I do.

[Daniel Tenreiro @TenreiroDaniel]

@Pontifex Holy Father the post will perform better if you append the url in a threaded reply as opposed to linking it in the tweet

[griffin🎃 @ohiojesustwink]

Imagine needing to piss after a 3 hour movie and a brigade of French twinks block every exit like the Hands Across America campaign

[Canderous “el Yacaré” Ordoliberal 🇦🇷 @butleriano]

Achilles is not bisexual. There is no textual evidence he is attracted to women.