Gemma Ford

clothes over bros

[Gemma Ford @gemmafordx]

deactivating TWITTER @elonmusk you are a cunt. Go back to your little corner of the world and leave us all alone 🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻

[Aidan @aidanthereup]

I always come back to this when I need to laugh, The Vivienne you will be so missed and your comedy will always live on ❤️

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

It turns out that Farage was right; foreigners were coming for his job.

[Samuel Jenkinson @samueljenkinson]

Why are we letting this cunt set our news agenda.

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

A reminder that if billionaires don't like the way you vote, they'll find a way to correct it...

[Paulie Gualtieri Has Opinions @PauliesOpinions]

Yeah Ton', it's me. The thing with our friend at UnitedHealth? It's done.

[slim riggins @rigginsslim]

at its peak Vanderpump Rules was nothing less than the greatest reality show of all time

[Sophie Vershbow @svershbow]

I'm holding space for the original cast of Vanderpump Rules.

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Women know that men don’t scheme to “dress like girls” to assault them.

They do it every day in broad daylight. And the ones in power protect each other to keep it quiet.

Just ask the House Ethics Committee. Or the President-elect of the United States.

Leave women alone.

[Sam Freedman @Samfr]

Must have run out of space before they could mention Dyson bought 36k acres of farmland to avoid inheritance tax.

[Ashley Winter MD || Urologist @AshleyGWinter]

This woman should be the Time person of the year I'm not kidding.

[Cara Lisette @CaraLisette]

The Venn diagram of people saying “don’t have kids if you can’t afford them” and “the younger generation are selfish for not having kids” is a circle

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

every update to this app, including the latest which prevents you from seeing how many quote tweets there are (making it harder to gauge backlash), feels explicitly designed to soothe the bruised ego of elon musk. he will drive twitter into the ground in an effort to appear liked

[Withnail Jones @withnailjones]

Rumours circulating that Keir Starmer let his best mate buy a round of drinks.

[Mike Holden @MikeHolden42]

BREAKING: Boris Johnson gave a young girl strongly suspected of being his daughter a place in our legislature for life for no reason ever explained.

[Dli_odoir @Dli_ODoir]

Sending best wishes to the new technical head of Ticketmaster on her first day on the job #Ticketmaster

[karina @kuhrinuhhhh]

i’ll never get over this

[Max @MFRP92]

Microsoft outage but Teams and Outlook are both fine is the adult version of snow that doesn’t settle enough for a school closure.