gem

bad times are just times that are bad -animal crossing
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verizon wireless hate account

[gem @gemmmmmmmma8]

my entire college career has led up to a moment where i was on a field trip to a water buffalo farm and while speaking to us the farmer confidently stated that "the italian water buffalo mozzarella industry is totally controlled by the mafia." i need an explanation

[sonya 💖 @sonyashea3]

lindsey buckingham hearing silver springs for the first time

[tara @proletarat]

“This pic will be in future history books”

[Tǒast @Themb0flcation]

Carly Rae jepsen is younger and more talented

[gem @gemmmmmmmma8]

@kylemgel it happens to me all the time and i haven't died yet, hope this helps

[no context memes @nocontextmemes]

https://t.co/0Jyd43mnb2

[gem @gemmmmmmmma8]

mean girls is such a funny movie because what did they think swapping regina george's face cream with foot cream would do

[gem @gemmmmmmmma8]

omg its like a group date on the bachelor

[CSPAN @cspan]

Kevin McCarthy confronts Matt Gaetz during 14th House Speaker vote. #118thCongress

[gem @gemmmmmmmma8]

can't believe ive been isolating for covid for 7 speaker votes

[gem @gemmmmmmmma8]

@RUAthletics needs to have a drag themed sporting event and call it something along the lines of "the bells of queens" please listen just listen to me plea

[gem @gemmmmmmmma8]

m....mm..mm .m...m..mmupp...muppet..mup

[Baker Street Journal @BakerStJournal]

A reminder: At midnight on 31 December, as we usher in 2023, Sherlock Holmes enters the public domain in the USA. The last stories were published in 1927, and so the 95 year copyright will expire. In ACD's words 'You may marry him, murder him, or do anything you like to him.'

[gem @gemmmmmmmma8]

what in the hell is this because me from 2012 is waking up

[gem @gemmmmmmmma8]

@cowgirlcreebd its both

[gem @gemmmmmmmma8]

can't stand when im at work minding my animals business and the public is like "he's..no..she is feeding the animals1!!!!1!!!1!!" like please stop perceiving me

[banished meg @megsfrompluto]

SO UR TELLING ME DONT WORRY DARLING WAS JUST 1950S SWORD ART ONLINE????

[gem @gemmmmmmmma8]

bereal every day sends me notifications like: its time to take a photo and include a selfie of you, the person with the BIGGEST HEAD AND FOREHEAD in the northern hemisphere

[gem @gemmmmmmmma8]

me looking at a food that my fucked up mouth that is repulsed by any texture other than "soft" would never eat: mm looks good for you i guess

[gem @gemmmmmmmma8]

crazy how twitter isn't the government and is allowed to ban users etc because you agree to terms of use before you make an account

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Free speech is essential to a functioning democracy.

Do you believe Twitter rigorously adheres to this principle?