banished meg

Wikipedia: jesters privilege

[banished meg @megsfrompluto]

being so fucking serious this is Martin Luthers fault

[American AF 🇺🇸 @iAnonPatriot]

Gen Z is turning back to God

125 young Christians walked into a mall in Portland and broke out in worship singing "Our God Is an Awesome God"

This is the America the left told us was gone

[banished meg @megsfrompluto]

@kookycahill @tauntif we don't know each other but i had the same mf thought

[hawke @tauntif]

I’ll see u in court… the FOOD COURT!!!!! we r friends ❤️

[necromecca @EDENPOIS0N]

date idea, we drop acid and i hire two austin power impersonators to come over without telling you

[banished meg @megsfrompluto]

@rickards_matt Nope

[banished meg @megsfrompluto]

extremely funny that mussolini was just randomly chill like that my great grandma used to go to bat for him bc he was rly good to orphans ig???

[Casper @CasperOnChain]

Giancarlo Esposito says his grandfather was minutes from execution until Mussolini needed him to find an opera set

"And when Mussolini came in, many, many people were opposed to him. My grandfather was responsible for all these operas"

"Now my grandfather was a drinker, he liked his alcohol, and he would drink a little too much and he'd be found in the street cursing out Mussolini"

Josh: "As one does"

Giancarlo: "As one does. And he was immediately put in jail. And over and over again, he was let out. And Mussolini would wanna see operas and of course that incensed him"

"Five minutes away from a firing line, they had marched him out and the phone call came in, 'I'm looking for Esposito. Where's Esposito? Where's Esposito?' 'Why? Why?' 'Because I wanna see Madame Butterfly and he knows where the set is'"

"And literally was saved very close to losing his life. And he delivered that set and then he and my father raced away to the resistance in the mountains and finally left Naples, that call was too close for comfort"

[banished meg @megsfrompluto]

where's that lady who has the growing list of reasons to not give birth

[GorgeousDreamer @DrianneBelleza]

Your vagina will bounce back, your butthole won’t.

[REN!!!!!! @girlderping]

Lunchables ham is made out of white people

[banished meg @megsfrompluto]

sorry I’m still stuck on her wearing jewelry inside those goo gloves

[Soy Vete 🐶🐱 @SoyVete]

Cuántos años tiene ? Yo a esa edad me hacía la q tosía para que mi viejo piense q estaba despierta y así poder dormir un ratito más

[banished meg @megsfrompluto]

@VFuckyourself It’s not even hating women- it’s hating Hilary. DNC rigged that shit bc she’s a Clinton- but unlike Bill she’s a charisma vortex. Literally anyone can see through her and understand that she’s an unpleasant, deeply out of touch, person.

[banished meg @megsfrompluto]

i was livestreaming Journey off an edible as the results were coming in. ppl in chat started to ask if i had seen the news yet, right as the edible was kicking in HARD. it felt like being in a really bad dream

[Ten Years Ago Today @tenyearsnow]

Hillary Clinton supporters begin to cry as it becomes clear a Trump victory is now very likely.

[banished meg @megsfrompluto]

@JuiceyManJim LMAOOO VENUS RETROGRADE IS ALMOST OVER NOOOOOOO YOU ONLY HAD 4 DAYS LEFT

[banished meg @megsfrompluto]

today is one of those cartoonishly bad days that a sitcom character has and it’s not even 9:30 yet bro I’m scared

[MERKY @Im_Merky]

would you rather be a sea lion or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or or

[banished meg @megsfrompluto]

@JuiceyManJim aw man wha goin on w u

[banished meg @megsfrompluto]

@BuitenzorgFiets Yknow what, whatever works

[banished meg @megsfrompluto]

Akiko crying with that Dolby theater audio had every maternal bone in my body in agony that shit felt like getting electrocuted

[banished meg @megsfrompluto]

@sulmoney Omg I BET. Also very sweet that u took them to see Godzilla lol, a core childhood memory was seeing godzilla (1998) at a drive in movie theater w my family

[banished meg @megsfrompluto]

@EnterTheGungle i was sitting in between two strangers trying so hard not to cry like an insane person LMAO

[banished meg @megsfrompluto]

@HelsingBear your body telling u it's baby time