the Momma

Chickenchickenchicken.

[the Momma @gemmyrose]

Dunky likes to lay smack in the middle of my bed, on my duvet

To be fair, he's probably exhausted from all those daytime naps

[the Momma @gemmyrose]

Gremmy just said, "Fuck you, you old bitch!" shot me the bird and ran off cackling 😂

Parenting is weird but also hilarious

[the Momma @gemmyrose]

Regular parenting hard enough
Now I gotta give the gremlin daily shots?!?
Life just be tryin me

[the Momma @gemmyrose]

@BlendSequencer @ZainabSana2622

[the Momma @gemmyrose]

I have a full dose of THC tincture in my mouth and now?
NOW I have to sneeze?
NOW!?!?

The betrayal.

[the Momma @gemmyrose]

@BarleyTheBurr Congratulations 🎉🎉🎉

[the Momma @gemmyrose]

@Warlizard @tmbg Triangle is an actual town in northern Virginia

[the Momma @gemmyrose]

Gremmy doesn't want me to give her countdowns
So now we do rainbows
As in;
"You have until purple to go to bed! Red... Orange... Yellow... Green..."

[Outspoken™️ @Out5p0ken]

I heard someone say Mitch McConnell has Rigor Tortoise and I can’t unhear that.

[the Momma @gemmyrose]

@officialhambly I love her work!
So alien and ethereal

[Rob @_ROB_29]

Light up duck slippers for kitty cat

[the Momma @gemmyrose]

Hey @DominionEnergy stop telling us our power is restored, closing our tickets and actually come fix it
I'm dying over here 🥵

[the Momma @gemmyrose]

I'm so over this day
My AC went out
It hit 109⁰ with 73% humidity
We got hit with a massive thunderstorm and now we have no power
Idk what I've done to deserve this karma, but I'M SORRY!!
Please give my power and AC back, I'll be good, I swear!

[Anime Aesthetics @anime_]

😭

[That's Freaking Amazing @DesireToSee]

Learn finger cobra to scare your friends

[the Momma @gemmyrose]

Sometimes you find a dead squirrel in the pool
Like today

RIP Lil Chonk, may you get all the seeds you want in squirrel heaven

[National Park Service @NatlParkService]

You know it’s hot when you go outside and it’s hot.

[the Momma @gemmyrose]

@zaynahbear We dissected a cow's eyeball in middle school

[FactPost @factpostnews]

Virginia has legalized the sale of recreational marijuana in retail stores.

[the Momma @gemmyrose]

Old people should not consume Panda Express after 10 pm unless you hate yourself