gena gephart

I like to eat snacks by myself. @ladylikechicago @thelincolnlodge

[gena gephart @genagephart]

Every Monday I put out The Ladylike Podcast, a show where funny women tell gross stories. I would be forever grateful if you would RT this so people could hear it! 💗
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[gena gephart @genagephart]

ok what’s everyone’s thoughts on wearing socks during sex. i just feel like a condom would work better??

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there’s just two big ones in back who would have thought

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ok I just looked in my mouth and tbh I thought I had way more teeth than this

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most of my makeup i have found on the ground who’s with me ladies

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@NickAllHart @phenomenalloser how dare you. she's clearly canadian.

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do ducks feet get cold

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does anyone else not like how their mom talks to alexa. it's the tone

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@Defreeburg He said “what. a C passes”

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does anyone else have that thing where when you see a random pair of underwear on the sidewalk a little voice in your head goes “oh fuck those are mine”

[gena gephart @genagephart]

when you are trying to take care of all the plants you ended up with after your breakup but you don’t know what any of these mfs are

[gena gephart @genagephart]

i want to be the girl reading a book alone at a cafe but i am the girl watching tiktoks on the toilet until my legs fall asleep😔

[gena gephart @genagephart]

im not going back to church until they get gluten free communion wafers. the body of Christ gives me the runs

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people think I don’t run marathons bc I can’t but actually I just don’t want to because it’s dumb

[gena gephart @genagephart]

one time i was recording a podcast but something got fucked up and nothing recorded and then i realized we had just had a conversation. it was horrible

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@benwassertweet sal is so so hot

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my dad just called packing peanuts “popcorn crunchies”

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also to the pregnant community: I have been made aware than when you’re that preg your pants no longer have buttons don’t come for me

[gena gephart @genagephart]

one of my little jokes to enjoy w friends

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@macskibowl I haven’t done any field research but it’s what I’m told. Like it doesn’t happen to everyone but I guess when you get old you stop growing hair

[gena gephart @genagephart]

everyone’s getting their public hair permanently lasered off so in 50 years there’s gonna be a whole generation of grandmas with bald pussies and that just does not sit right with me