al(yssa)

god gave me a huge dick for fun. They

[al(yssa) @genderlessChad]

@devonsent_ Idk this woman but I think pink hair would be delightful on your head

[dudermane @612jack]

coworker: is this area safe

Me: no. yes. i mean (lowering my voice to sound tough) you just gotta keep your head on a Squiggle

[al(yssa) @genderlessChad]

@hrgeigermuller I am MAD

[al(yssa) @genderlessChad]

@hrgeigermuller Accurate username…..

[al(yssa) @genderlessChad]

I have been anxious a lot. Running a damn beaten path into my noggin with that one

[al(yssa) @genderlessChad]

Repeating ‘fear is the vibe killer’ in my head over and over and over and over every time I get anxious

[al(yssa) @genderlessChad]

@hrgeigermuller Woman moment

[al(yssa) @genderlessChad]

I’m not sure how to square it with the immense love I feel in my life. Big emotions, small body, infinite time to fall into

[al(yssa) @genderlessChad]

I regretfully wash myself in grief again and again and don’t know what to plead for

[al(yssa) @genderlessChad]

@suspirant Exactly!!!

[al(yssa) @genderlessChad]

If you sit on the aisle of the bus alone so nobody sits next to you, I hate you and believe you deserve to suffer real consequences

[al(yssa) @genderlessChad]

@oscarsgonew1ld You’ve developed so much T energy though like it is kinda mind blowing that it wasn’t the same. Also Jesus clown car doctors….

[sol @oscarsgonew1ld]

Joe Biden looks like he’s gonna give you all the bad memories of humanity like in The Giver

[al(yssa) @genderlessChad]

Sometimes I feel something so itchy under the skin from it that grief sounds like too heavy a word. Grief is too weighty a sound, I want to run a hundred miles an hour and jump into space. Gotta make a new word for that

[al(yssa) @genderlessChad]

@angel_lottery @baahblo There is a speakeasy above that restaurant that you should try!!!!!

[al(yssa) @genderlessChad]

@tufffft they let me on ALAB idk if you heard

[al(yssa) @genderlessChad]

My friends put me on their podcast and I listened to it and laughed at my own jokes. This must be reported to the police. I am evil incarnate. I am the abyss. Fear me, for my strength knows no mercy.

[al(yssa) @genderlessChad]

Everyone walking slower than me is incompetent and everyone walking faster than me is a show-off nerd. I am the platonic ideal.

[al(yssa) @genderlessChad]

@kolincann Bro ofc we got treats from the autism store for you

[al(yssa) @genderlessChad]

Guys has my ass always looked like this or did something happen to me….. I fear something has happened to me……