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[tuft @tufffft]

https://t.co/TXPVdCanVJ

posting my ruby storm guide here to ensure it has a permanent home. 25k words covering any questions you might have about ruby storm. any questions / suggestions / insights for the guide, feel free to ping me

[tuft @tufffft]

the bulwark is such a funny institution. it was founded by bill kristol and the guys who gave us the iraq war, but it feels like their entire audience consists of people who learned about howard zinn three months ago and won't shut up about it. how did we get here.

[syrian princess اشلي @LupeVirgilMom]

by thomas wykes. had me crying laughing

[jake @wormpuller]

Piece of shit centrist

[tuft @tufffft]

@arshgoyal13 @marnesports @cloudsidky @C9LoL @SRLOL there are dozens of us...

[tuft @tufffft]

@GenePark https://t.co/8JlmGBcjcK

genuinely don't believe anyone has done it better than community where they brought the subway advertisement guy from s3 back in the final season as a covert honda advertising guy, leading to this

[brian @brianonhere]

Chuck: Ernie, before we go I got just one more question for Victor—

Ernie: Chuckster, I don’t think this is—

Chuck: — Vic, Now How do you say “Big ol women” En Francais?

Wembanyama (stone faced): I don’t like the question, Charles, for me, you know, women hold up half the sky

[tuft @tufffft]

the problem with the new star wars is that mando wasn't a 5ft wrench-wielding lombax named ratchet, and grogu wasn't a 2 ft tall 50s style robot with a british accent named clank. if lucasfilm had done that, maybe we would have had a real movie on our hands. but alas.

[kang @jaycaspiankang]

Also all of you in the nba media doing the whole ‘I’m the rational one and WHILE I ADMIT SHAI EMBELLISHES, everyone has LOST THEIR MINDS and Thunder are cool actually and let’s appreciate their efficiency brrrrrrr’

This is how the media marched us into the Iraq War. Same path.

[tuft @tufffft]

we're just a few years away from the first president to be sworn in with the orange catholic bible

[Mountain Ğeneral @MountainGenera]

Since Pope Leo XIV mentioned this in encyclical, this means if your employer is pushing you to use AI, you can cite religious conserns as a reason to not use it at work

[Buck @Buck36043Buck]

Calling the Suicide Hotline and using my Beast Mode Persuasion Skills until They Agree that I need to Die

[Mr. Chau @Srirachachau]

Playing got your nose with Grogu until he gets upset and starts shaking the whole room like Tetsuo

[conniving eunuch @1BBGGGUU]

I’m toasted out of my mind at local draft night, playing 42 card 5 color control in minute 35 of game 1 against a uniformed pig. Officer 1-2 puts their bomb on the stack, my bleary red eyes ping-pong between the counter spell in my hand and their service weapon. I let it resolve

[willy 🌜💧 @willystaley]

You can be right about something for more than a decade — like, for example, that Drake sucks — and when everyone else comes around to the same realization, no one sends you a thank you card or apology or anything. They just act like it never happened.

[Sam Quinn @SamQuinnCBS]

There's been a lot of talk about the Jazz potentially trading up to No. 1 for AJ Dybantsa.

I don't sense a deal is likely, but I wrote about the dynamics involved here, and why history says the return for Washington would probably be lower than you think.
https://t.co/gSBZeQKtR6

[David J. Smith @davidjsmith1232]

All those out there proposing the preposterous Jazz-move-up-to-#1 trades needs to see this chart.

[tuft @tufffft]

LET'S GOOOO

[David J. Smith @davidjsmith1232]

The Jazz can have one of Dybantsa, Peterson, Wilson or Boozer.

[tuft @tufffft]

UTAH IN THE TOP FOUR I AM SHAKING

[tuft @tufffft]

@TonyScapone Two quick questions -

1. Any reason why you're on repeal vs basics? Both draw, but basics can bounce a d sphere or high noon for only one mana.

2. With 2 mox, would it not be better to go up on baral since it's a legend? Is stormcatch prowess more relevant than turning on mox?

[tuft @tufffft]

words cannot describe how badly i want to see what sanctum of all has cooked up for this tournament. if there is a playable storm deck in standard i might actually end up playing standard.

[Joey 🃏 @AssassinateHate]

Choose your fighter