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My main page just got hack 💔 please everyone follow my new page and please don't send and reply any message on my other account This's my new page 🥺🙏🏼

[toto🍅 @totomaytin]

y’all really think i would let him die?

[Ayômîde 🧢 @Haryormdey4u]

If I send you this, just know I took matters into my own hands and made things so much worse

[🦂 @sloungerie]

“with all the coke in the world, why is your nose in my business” wise words from my 50 year old gay coworker

[Tomi @tomiwebstr]

both of them dying because they didn’t listen to their mother

[havoc @_havoc224]

“he’s using u for ur body” do u think i went to his place at 3am to discuss the economical and political state of the world?

[gabby @MISERABLEN0W]

Addicted to telling my friends in extremely low-level government positions to “intervene” on various things

[SeanieDew @seanie_dew]

Backrooms? Obsession? How about you head back to your room and start obsessing over some job applications

[dille @flurryfrenzy]

ok 🐘

[mariana Z @mariana057]

Due to the high cost of energy, the light at the end of the tunnel has been switched off.

[Case @Cactuscali19912]

Your sexual partner? Oh you mean your cumrade.

[Patrick(?) @phantom_threadz]

Every now and then I just say this full headline out loud

[alaska @145k4]

damn ts not really that funny on paper

[ananya @k4tiyak4run]

the doctor is neither too close nor too far

[Boneduck @realBoneDuck]

better to ejaculate than ejacunever

[eve @csiirac]

id make the elephant feel welcomed

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

I'm trying to be less condescending. I bet you don't even know what that means.

[mila @f1onaapplesauce]

doing a line of what could’ve been

[trash jones @jzux]

is rock bottom at least walkable