Sam

king of the tuck tuck sound

[Professor Henry F. Trenches @tinylittlehomie]

This is a different guy

#ThisIsADifferentGuy
#TheyKilledAndReplacedEdSheeranWithADifferentGuy

[Sam @geneparmeseanPI]

Favorite athlete: Ronald Acuna Jr

[BaseballHistoryNut @nut_history]

I shouldn’t hate on kids but a fastball to the ribs would be the appropriate action in this scenario

[Destiny Lugardo @destiny_lugardo]

Wheeler on Acuña's HR trot: "It doesn't really bother me all that much. Do whatever he wants. He hit a home run. It's up to him to do what he wants. Our guy just rounds the bases that hits 50 a year."

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

Adam Silver is the most effective and unflappable commissioner in the history of the NBA but exclusively for when it comes to penalizing the Los Angeles Clippers

[Matt Royer @royermattw]

singing this up and down every. single. grocery aisle. It’s all the food.

[C.J. Prince @cj_prin]

America once RFK Jr. takes over the FDA

[Tamoor Hussain @tamoorh]

If you’re wondering why this goon keeps popping up acting like a moron this might help

[matt @mattybtweets69]

There should be an opposite Tiny Desk. Where some guy with a desk job works on stage at Madison square garden.

[Sam @geneparmeseanPI]

@TMacPhils cooper sharp is a type of American cheese

[Sam @geneparmeseanPI]

@TMacPhils hey tom! Franks little beauties fantasy football is coming to the game tonight, any chance we can swing by to say hi? No worries if it’s a busy night with all the celebration!

[Sam @geneparmeseanPI]

@JohnKruk are you sure he didn’t say chopping it up?

[Scott Hughes @ScottHughesCBB]

The men’s mental health crisis is going to get so much worse next summer with Banana Ball being the only sport on TV

[Clothes-Minded Individual @NBABabySecret]

Very funny that Daryl Morey got fired for his insistence on “Cap Space Plans” to sign big free agents and then he gets fired and they literally sign the greatest player in history to a minimum

[Blake ™ @NeilNevins]

Emeril Lagasse studio audience reacting with the same energy as the inmates at Folsom Prison seeing Johnny Cash perform

[Achmat Akkad @BlackIntifada]

A party that mourns Lindsey Graham is never going to protect marginalized communities from fascism!