general jack

tales of terror told in words of mirth

[losing gray matter @oldheaded]

My psychologist helped me recover a memory that you owe me $50

[general jack @general___jack]

@TheRapeTunnel @ICEgov

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@kalepotatowater amen

[Moongazer @joeybeastmarket]

We need a Khmer Rogue for San Francisco. We need a Younger Dryas impact event. This cannot go on any longer. Every single person who lives there must be removed and relocated permanently to a sand quarry labor camp. Population ZERO by TOMORROW. Put a glass dome over this city and cut it off from the outside world and then ELECTROCUTE it. All people living today in San Francisco will be forcibly implanted with a microchip that EXPLODES if they access the internet. Anyone who accesses the internet from San Francisco gets a ten trillion dollar bounty broadcast to the phone of every black teenager in Baltimore. EMP this city at once. Use palantir mass surveillance flock cameras to identify anyone who talks about their startup or work ethic or peptides or event attendance and then kidnap and do experiments on them. Turn these people into ivory. There is not a single soul worth saving. Turn this city into Pompeii. This is a NATIONAL EMERGENCY

[baber @bakerbakerbaker]

there is a coors light that never goes out

[general jack @general___jack]

@marshcritter that rules man! I’m praying for you both

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@stoolpresidente I hope that happens soon

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new whip

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fat goy slim

[Michael Reeves @mike_reeves]

Happy Birthday, Charles Spurgeon! Here are his last ever words in the pulpit:

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@kalepotatowater wow

[Andrew McLuhan @amicusadastra]

don’t bring a secular tool
to a spiritual problem

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apparently I’m not allowed to meet with the President 🙄

[ThePatrioticBlonde™🇺🇸 @ImBreckWorsham]

Posted and then almost instantaneously removed.

What the literal hell is this?

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@kalepotatowater groundhogs

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@kalepotatowater GOMAD or go home

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@LandsharkRides tusk implants on a pig

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@TheRapeTunnel They Will Bar You From Entry

[vost @foolibuster]

team call