Noah Sandonato

If you're not first, you're last.

[Cincinnati Bengals @Bengals]

You know the celly.

[Patrick McDonald @pmcdonaldCBS]

Doesn’t matter how old you get, a well-timed fart will never not be funny

[Whistle @WhistleSports]

Ernie Johnson’s drip is unmatched 🔥

[Uttmore Brevard @divinicci]

NESMITH PULLED OUT THE FLAMETHROWER

[Alex Myers @AlexMyers3]

What does it feel like to play with Scottie Scheffler?

[B.W. Carlin @BaileyCarlin]

These desks were a sweaty-handed kid’s nightmare

[Jon Gruden @BarstoolGruden]

Gruden’s QB Camp preparations are underway!

We had Miami Ohio’s Brett Gabbert and Iowa Western’s Hunter Dekkers in the FFCA today WORKING.

More to come!

[Jon Gruden @BarstoolGruden]

Who is this year's MVP in the NFL?

The answer is clear to me... but it may shock you!

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

The chiefs do nothing but steal joy

[Nimble @NimblewNumbers]

This kid saved up all year to play in his first fantasy football league

Spent $50

Accidentally drafted Josh Jacobs in the 1st round instead of Justin Jefferson because he can’t read yet

I’m the commish and I didn’t reset his pick

Life is hard, he took it well.

[Gary Williams @Garywilliams1Up]

Just For Today. My words on the death of Grayson Murray and the fulfilling yet perilous road of recovery. ⁦@5ClubsGolf⁩ https://t.co/UbJxOvkZOx

[Chet @NoCapCapitalLLC]

When you add nothing but “thank you” to the end of an hour long call

[Jimmy Tatro @JimmyTatro]

It’s been eons since I’ve tweeted but just felt like I should let everyone know that we made a real bros of simi valley movie and it’s coming out this summer

[Empire State Building Observation Deck @EmpireStateBldg]

STAR WARS Takes Over the Empire State Building https://t.co/6l1mka8C0T

[Noah Sandonato @generalbangnut]

@ZynderBlock I hate wifi

[College Football 24/7 @CFB247]

Henri Bourque
Merrimack College, Quarterback 2020-2022

[Parker McCollum @ParkerMcCollum]

I want to play golf with my friends every single day of my life

[Kevin Van Valkenburg @KVanValkenburg]

I once asked the Eagles PR if I could talk to Jason for 10 mins about Howie Roseman. They said sure, during our open locker room period. We’ll let him know you’re waiting. Jason got done with meetings with about two mins remaining in the media availability & waved me over. “Should I come back tomorrow?” I asked. (I’d driven up from Baltimore.) “Nah man, you can stay,” he said. Media got escorted out, but it was like Kelce had given me a hall pass. We sat on stools and chatted for 10 mins. At one point he asked his teammates to turn down the stereo so we could have a conversation without shouting. It might seem meaningless if you’ve never been in an NFL locker room, but those little gestures of kindness to the media are increasingly rare. He is a mensch. I wish I’d gotten to write about the art of how good he was at such a thankless position.