Joseph V. Stalin

Successor to Lenin, ruled the Union of Soviet Socialist Republics until 1953. Fond of fine wines and moustache combs.

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@TenCentToy Very Imperialist name. Should be 10 kopek toy. Otherwise keep on rockin'.

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@rioters - don't burn the shops you pillocks; occupy the winter palace!

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has had a tiring few weeks finding kulaks. Phew! Who'd a'thought there'd be so many?!

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@ComradeMudkip I wondered where my magnificent soup strainer had gone. Bloody Len again!

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Vote Stalin!

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Considering visiting London in early May to instigate a Glorious Revolution whilst parliament is dissolved.

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@WinstonIsBack It's a bit nippy, but the vodka keeps the cold out well. That and the burning dissidents.

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@JS_Steinman Cutting, eh? That's an idea. Sleep deprivation works well too, perhaps these methods should be combined.

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@willythebastard Damn straight.

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@willythebastard I prefer to assume guilt in every case, it makes things simpler in the long run.

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@The_Bakunin Marxism is fine, surely - it's the wreckers that damage the state, which is why they need to be purged. Or at least irrigated.

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@Iliveinatub How very dare you! I 'll add you to my 'To Purge' list, see if I don't!

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@willythebastard Torture is always a good idea, of course. Best thing to do is pre-prepare a confession they can sign, saves time.

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@_AndrewRyan_ I collectivised sweat in 1932. We thus prevent bourgeois fools from hoarding it in big tubs.

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@willythebastard It's an encampment where you put enemies of the people and such and make them build things. Sometimes they die.

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@willythebastard I should coco! Stick a few of them in gulags, as well, just to be sure.

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@willythebastard I'd go over there if I were you and pop that Imperialist queen of theirs on the nose. Then steal her crown and throne.

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It seems the mighty Soviet Union has collapsed! I'm going to get that Putin on the blower right now to sort this out.

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@Kim_Jong_Il__ Most assuredly. I have made my way through the wall so I shall hop on the Trans-Sib & will be there within the week, Comrade.

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I've just thought - I'm sure I asked to be put in the Mausoleum next to Lenin. Why am I in this ruddy wall?