Grand General Swain

I am The Master Tactician, Grand General over the proud citystate of Noxus. Strength triumphs over all.

[Grand General Swain @GeneralSwain]

.@HandOfNoxus ...

Make known that the next imbecile to involve me in the trappings of this wretched holiday shall be summarily executed.

[Grand General Swain @GeneralSwain]

It's a hard life. https://t.co/ChNfzNGyKn

[Darius, the Hand of Noxus @HandOfNoxus]

Ah, Noxus. Where the most powerful women in the world become depraved whores around the Grand General.

The tri-hawk is a winner, folks.

[Grand General Swain @GeneralSwain]

@ChakramMistress Ahah. And quickly.

See Maxine in the second floor kitchen for a few bottles I think you'll find agreeable.

[Grand General Swain @GeneralSwain]

@ChakramMistress More than able. I am quite skilled at "coming up with things," as you must know. It comes with the territory.

[Grand General Swain @GeneralSwain]

@ChakramMistress Mm. Is that so?

However might I make it up to you, sweet peregrine.

[Grand General Swain @GeneralSwain]

@ChakramMistress But of course. Noxus is in bloom. And yourself?

[Grand General Swain @GeneralSwain]

@ChakramMistress Madame. Good evening.

[Grand General Swain @GeneralSwain]

@AxesOfFame @HandOfNoxus "You? Blowing up? Were we only so fortunate. Hrmhrm."

[Grand General Swain @GeneralSwain]

@CuratorOfSands Grand General will suffice. Watch that pretty little head of yours. I may have use for it later.

[Grand General Swain @GeneralSwain]

@CuratorOfSands Hello there.

[Grand General Swain @GeneralSwain]

@HandOfNoxus @AxesOfFame Worse things could be blowing up, at any rate.

[Grand General Swain @GeneralSwain]

@HandOfNoxus @AxesOfFame I have miss Lemont managing my notifications. As it happens, the people do love to see their General-Hand in pain.

[Grand General Swain @GeneralSwain]

@HandOfNoxus @AxesOfFame Hrmhrmhrm.

[Grand General Swain @GeneralSwain]

@HandOfNoxus I'll make some time. Forever strong.

[Grand General Swain @GeneralSwain]

@HandOfNoxus I jest, Darius. I'd readily get it again. If I had any free time in the foreseeable future.

I don't.

But if I did.

[Grand General Swain @GeneralSwain]

@HandOfNoxus Mine will be healed through by tomorrow. Yours is for life.

L I F E.

[Grand General Swain @GeneralSwain]

@HandOfNoxus You fucking dork.

[Grand General Swain @GeneralSwain]

@WujuMonkey Same.

[Grand General Swain @GeneralSwain]

Same. https://t.co/I2ll3oCPFc

[Chaucer Doth Tweet @LeVostreGC]

Quoth the Raven ROFL

[Grand General Swain @GeneralSwain]

The raven on the terrace clicks its beak, preens its feathers.

It does not have glowing eyes.

A raven is not a rare bird.