Joe

unsolicited custard

[Joe @generic__smith]

oh look another fantastic day ripe for procrastination

[Joe @generic__smith]

Alcohol, I suppose

[Joe @generic__smith]

Unsure what ingredients BrewDog put in their drinks but they consistently send me

[Joe @generic__smith]

Finally moving to Putney in late January

Let's get SKINT

[Joe @generic__smith]

I refuse to participate in this recession

[Joe @generic__smith]

Liz Truss was a labour sleeper agent

[Chris Bates @christhemarxist]

Hearing someone describing BBC News coverage as Mourn Hub has made my day.

[Joe @generic__smith]

Why is my tiktok fyp just frog lore

[NASA Webb Telescope @NASAWebb]

1. Make way for the king of the solar system! 👑

New Webb images of Jupiter highlight the planet's features, including its turbulent Great Red Spot (shown in white here), in amazing detail. These images were processed by citizen scientist Judy Schmidt: https://t.co/gwxZOitCE3

[Joe @generic__smith]

Some couple breaking up on the train home from Boomtown heaving out tears and yelling is really not what I need right now

[Joe @generic__smith]

Hiking for 14hrs yesterday ascending 4000ft and descending 2500ft in total during a heatwave truly was an unforgettable enjoyable experience

[Joe @generic__smith]

It isn't sanctioning, it's just a special financial operation @KremlinRussia

[Joe @generic__smith]

Praying that this storm permanently relocates all seagulls currently living in the South

[Joe @generic__smith]

@originalDJK sacrificed himself by self-inflammation, didn't you hear?

[Joe @generic__smith]

i'm pretty certain that olive bread is a class A substance on account of its addictiveness

[Joe @generic__smith]

@kiera_davis_ *starve

[Joe @generic__smith]

Concorde1 doesn't exist nor did it ever exist alright that's a fact

[Joe @generic__smith]

@kiera_davis_ @jxrdanyoung Not me figuring it all out on the day 15 mins before it starts 🤠🤠

[Joe @generic__smith]

Over 60's are an absolute menace to cyber security and genuinely a bigger threat than hackers

Not entering your password is actually an option please stop 🥲

[Joe @generic__smith]

what are they putting in the pollen this year good loooorrrddd