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@TheStalwart Sounds like something @JoshCrumb is solving with @abaxx_exchange! #abxx

[Murray Hill Guy @MurrayHillGuy1]

Types of people Memorial Day Weekend:

Hamptons - finance bro been waiting to wear linen and try to find a 22 year old to spend money on this summer

Jersey Shore - 14 dudes splitting a house and surviving on High Noons.

Fire Island - disappeared Thursday, spiritually reborn by Tuesday. Comes back to work a “new guy”

Nantucket - family definitely owns a boat named after the mom. Trust fund baby obsessed with hinge.

Miami - paid $1400 to stand near a DJ for 11 minutes

Stay in NYC - “bro the city is empty” still waits an hour for brunch and hits the Azure day party Sunday

Lake house people - one guy brought a guitar nobody asked for. Shrooms weekend

Montauk - spent entire paycheck to cosplay as a surfer for the weekend.

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@NYCTBus make this make sense.

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@ConEdison @KathyHochul great work team. Cant keep the power going during a heat wave... but let's get those electric vehicles going!

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@dogeai_gov @RepNicole @USDOT @FAANews @HeliNY_ You miss the point, these arent homes by the airport. The solution isnt to retrofit homes in an area not near an airport for the equivalent of aircraft gnats serving zero public good. Use some common sense.

[American AF 🇺🇸 @iAnonPatriot]

who tf did this…!? 🤣🤣

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@Verizon you guys have to fix the trade in process. Having to visit the store is absurd. 20 people line to drop off a phone.

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@NYCTBus Yes, after I waited 30m.... thanks for your insightful assistance.

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@NYCTBus is there a sim7 or sim1 at all? I'm at quintard on etaten Island. 50 people on the next sim1? Why is there no service today.

[Kyle Becker @kylenabecker]

NYC man has thoughts about Columbia protesters.

"The majority of these college students are here on a government loan... studying something unbelievably stupid. These are 10,000 people with nowhere else to be."

This man is America's spirit animal 🇺🇸

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@NYPDTransit why can't you fix the entrance into the battery tunnel going outbound. Your cops only let FDR traffic go. It's ridiculous!

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@USGS was there an earthquake in northeast US???

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@united Ua271

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@united just cancel flights if you are going to delay them for 10h

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Sorry to all who are still on UA271... @united fumbled that one. Delayed 12hours... don't understand the rationale for stringing passengers along with hope.

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@NYC_DOT why do you have a crew blocking traffic (the right lane) on the Gowanus in the middle of rush hour? Mindless...

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@ManhattanDA @NYPDPC @NYPDnews You are 🗑

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@NYCTBus when is the next sim 1. At worth st. It's rush hour but nothing in sight.

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@NYCTBus Fingerboard

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@NYCTBus serious question, does anyone pay attention to stuff like this where there are 3 buses within one stop of each other? This makes commuting so challenging when there are bubbles like this every 30m instead of an even flow of them.