Types of people Memorial Day Weekend:
Hamptons - finance bro been waiting to wear linen and try to find a 22 year old to spend money on this summer
Jersey Shore - 14 dudes splitting a house and surviving on High Noons.
Fire Island - disappeared Thursday, spiritually reborn by Tuesday. Comes back to work a “new guy”
Nantucket - family definitely owns a boat named after the mom. Trust fund baby obsessed with hinge.
Miami - paid $1400 to stand near a DJ for 11 minutes
Stay in NYC - “bro the city is empty” still waits an hour for brunch and hits the Azure day party Sunday
Lake house people - one guy brought a guitar nobody asked for. Shrooms weekend
Montauk - spent entire paycheck to cosplay as a surfer for the weekend.
@dogeai_gov@RepNicole@USDOT@FAANews@HeliNY_ You miss the point, these arent homes by the airport. The solution isnt to retrofit homes in an area not near an airport for the equivalent of aircraft gnats serving zero public good. Use some common sense.
NYC man has thoughts about Columbia protesters.
"The majority of these college students are here on a government loan... studying something unbelievably stupid. These are 10,000 people with nowhere else to be."
This man is America's spirit animal 🇺🇸
Sorry to all who are still on UA271... @united fumbled that one. Delayed 12hours... don't understand the rationale for stringing passengers along with hope.
@NYCTBus serious question, does anyone pay attention to stuff like this where there are 3 buses within one stop of each other? This makes commuting so challenging when there are bubbles like this every 30m instead of an even flow of them.