Eric Swanson

[Eric Swanson @genericswanson]

Really hate that I now know who caroline calloway is

[Eric Swanson @genericswanson]

@JasonBohne You'll be bored with the whole study. I'll just give you the .ppt briefing on Monday.

[Eric Swanson @genericswanson]

@JamesGleick When you shelve them spine-side in, they're all the same color!

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

Live at the Planned Parenthood Forum https://t.co/ebhl5qkixs

[Eric Swanson @genericswanson]

@JamesGleick "Sights"

[Eric Swanson @genericswanson]

@juliareinstein This is absolutely appalling. Who tf names a rabbit Eggburt?

[Eric Swanson @genericswanson]

@olgakhazan Literally the exact opposite

[Eric Swanson @genericswanson]

@rutgerbregman Giving a homeless person a home is fantastic, and it will quite literally solve the problem of homelessness for that individual. But, because ir ignores the complex structures that create and perpetuate homelessness, it won't prevent future homelessness.

[Eric Swanson @genericswanson]

@rutgerbregman Very interested in exploring this more, but I have the exact opposite view. The desire for simplicity reduces all complex problems to the most popular, most easily "sold" solutions. It's how we get populist demagogues and dictators.

[Eric Swanson @genericswanson]

@MarkSwanson5 Maybe it's something you serve with the thing I always wondered about as a kid: girled cheese

[Eric Swanson @genericswanson]

I am "I got a CPAP-cleaning machine for my birthday" years old today.

[Eric Swanson @genericswanson]

@sarahkliff "Free"

[Eric Swanson @genericswanson]

I prefer to celebrate my Irish heritage without needing to hear the Dropkick Murphys (Murphies?), thank you very much.

[Eric Swanson @genericswanson]

@colinmeloy @washingtonpost People were dead, Colin.

[Eric Swanson @genericswanson]

@hunterpence "No Relation"

[Eric Swanson @genericswanson]

@nataliesurely Have you met a white dude before? This is kind of our thing.

[Eric Swanson @genericswanson]

@Brian_Keathley Not until you were 5, eh?

[Eric Swanson @genericswanson]

cc: Kenosha, WI

[The Gentle Freak @mitchysuch]

Every midwestern suburb has a bar named scoreboards where everyone you graduated with looks like this now