Gentle Buffalo

[The Wall Street Journal @WSJ]

Donald Trump charges China with yuan manipulation—again
https://t.co/8D29OlkzKA 🔓

[Bill Simmons @BillSimmons]

Trump wants to stop and frisk fat hackers.

[Gentle Buffalo @gentlebuffalo]

“Approving” @ProductHunt https://t.co/cIO6NO4Z5u

[Jared Freid @jtrain56]

I'm so ready for the "Go on a reality show and become a woman" part of Michael Phelps' career.

[Hossafy @hossafy]

@DJ_JimmyDean @TreeHouseBrewCo I don't think you're allowed to drink inside Pottery Barn.

[Gentle Buffalo @gentlebuffalo]

Never going to go swimming again -- totally worth it #sharkweek #aliensharks

[Gentle Buffalo @gentlebuffalo]

I miss drugs...
http://t.co/OoqOvpjx

[Pauly Casillas @PaulyCasillas]

Titty fucking is the most romantic of all sexual acts because that's when you're the closest to her heart.

[Pauly Casillas @PaulyCasillas]

Is it racist that my only black friend is Johnnie Walker?

[Gentle Buffalo @gentlebuffalo]

finally know what it feels like to be a Chinese migrant worker.... drinks with the principal 奉陪到底

[Pauly Casillas @PaulyCasillas]

When I see a tweet that reads "Good night, tweethearts!" I hope that person never wakes up.

[Gentle Buffalo @gentlebuffalo]

So I tell the guy, if thats tofu, then what has been coming out of my asshole the past 22 years?

[Gentle Buffalo @gentlebuffalo]

HAYNESWORTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Gentle Buffalo @gentlebuffalo]

rice wine and transformers 3 in Chinese living the dream

[Gentle Buffalo @gentlebuffalo]

I dont know what im more excited about, the end of the lockout, or the 400$ imma have to pay to watch the games in China

[Gentle Buffalo @gentlebuffalo]

Congrats to Amy Winehouse for being sober for over 24 hours

[Gentle Buffalo @gentlebuffalo]

Thanks Google ads Teachers, Change Careers www.MassMutualCareers.com/Teachers Become an Insurance Sales Agent With a Local MassMutual Agency

[Gentle Buffalo @gentlebuffalo]

spent a weeks salary buying a nice bottle of rice wine... 白酒你是我最好的朋友

[Gentle Buffalo @gentlebuffalo]

props to lincang city, yunnan, china altitude gets you drunk

[Gentle Buffalo @gentlebuffalo]

played bball with some chinese government officials today, one step closer to my cushy job overseeing chinese hemp production