Turnpike Troubadours Capital LLC, CFA

Teetering the edge of Millennial and Gen-Z. Everything in moderation, even moderation.

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No one:
Not a soul:
My father in law after one Frederico: “Dolphins are the horniest animals in the sea”

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@Flicky0ps If Jesus were an American, he’d be a democrat.

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@GuntherEagleman

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@MAGAVoice 1) this isn’t true
2) even if this were true, debt is not the same as deficit.

I genuinely hope you care about not spreading misinformation but it’s apparent you don’t.

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@HITESHWADHWANI2 @MAGAVoice Paying money for a verified badge but not an education I see

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@DavidJHarrisJr ❄️ ❄️ ❄️

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@usanewshq Can someone show me a single person upset by this?

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@JosephManero @Road_Builder_TX Make the refs call it.

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@CelticsGotNext @WarDamn86 @GeorgeStoia They’re saying they got their feelings hurt and want a win.

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@michelleCbush @SECOfficiating Ref post game press conference would be 🔥

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@LeeBensonTweets 16 for 17 (Mateer on last 17 passes)

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@Hray_54 @jdpickell

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@TexasFootball @ArchManning Arch’s swagger after playing in Dallas.

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@PatDyesFlask “AI, generate me a picture that makes me, a loser, feel better”

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@osuzack @wing13nut Stealing a national championship from Army when they were abroad fighting nazis.

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@Hray_54 @joshuamayu44 @ScottCooper7279 @SECOfficiating @AuburnFootball @OU_Football So let’s assume they call it a complete pass, like you’re saying it is. Look through the rest of the film and let me know if you see that ball pop out or touch the ground.

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@joshuamayu44 @Hray_54 @ScottCooper7279 @SECOfficiating @AuburnFootball @OU_Football Dude we got this guy looking through film he’s down bad

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@Hray_54 @joshuamayu44 @ScottCooper7279 @SECOfficiating @AuburnFootball @OU_Football That’s possession bud.

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@Hray_54 @SECOfficiating @AuburnFootball @OU_Football I’ll ignore BS roughing the passer calls on JA after our LB gave up on plays. I’d sit this out but you you still lost by one score on 10 sacks sealed by a safety by ABUSING your OLine. Perhaps your hudl highlights can teach Auburn how to play football.

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@Hray_54 @SECOfficiating @AuburnFootball @OU_Football It was ruled an incomplete pass, and if it wasn’t, than he was obviously down before the ball came out. The TD should’ve never been called. Also, there was BS calls that led to Auburn getting touchdowns, such as 4th down PI on an uncatchable ball.

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When you’re 10 beers deep and seeing trash takes on Twitter so you jump on your burner.