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Brb rotting

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Be depressed and still go to work like the rest of us fucking have to.

[saira @sairaspooks]

i just want a peaceful life with my partner and our pets but oh wait! here comes israel and data centres ramping up global warming and surveillance goggles to prey on women and children

[emma ★ @rinasnights]

i hate how the current conversation around heatwaves is planting trees for shade and getting aircon rather than how are we gonna stop the temperatures from increasing even further

[tanya @Tanya_Sabrinaaa]

meta glasses? you mean pervert glasses? you mean pedo glasses? you mean groper glasses? you mean loser glasses? you mean creep glasses? you mean sicko glasses? you mean predator glasses? you mean groomer glasses? you mean molester glasses? you mean stalker glasses? you mean scumb

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

Unpopular opinion: Your child's name isn't the place to be creative. They'll have to explain, spell, and pronounce it for the rest of their life. Please be more intentional.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

You know who'd love Meta glasses? Serial killers, pedophiles, stalkers, voyeurs, blackmailers, and losers.

[⋆ @lowkeyalbert]

I’m at that weird age where every younger person I meet makes me realize how much l've aged, and every older person I meet makes me realize I'm still a baby.

[Sean T at RCP @SeanTrende]

As an example that is seemingly mundane but important to beneficiaries: Disney used to have a fairly liberal disability access pass to skip lines. Right up to the point where it came out that rich people had been renting disabled people. Not an exaggeration. 1/

[honey 🐚 @emohoetion]

good morning carly rae nation

[Hassan Mafi ‏ @thatdayin1992]

Americans realizing it is illegal to touch water in public but if you touch children on private islands you will become the president of the US

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

Look what we pulled out of the Reflecting Pool...

[Pop Base @PopBase]

For the first time in history, Mexico has won all three of its group stage matches at the World Cup.

[Jes @bloodstarvedjax]

I'm so fr you should be burned at the stake for saying this

[cami | TDWP2.👠 @andreahsachs]

reminding you that, during the covid-19 pandemic, i was hopeless in life and, suddenly, meryl streep, christine baranski, and audra mcdonald got together and performed the song 'the ladies who lunch'. who can survive without art, my god! incredible women!

[Ren #DayAndNight @iskolohista]

Me retweeting Carly Rae Jepsen praise all over the TL

[Evan DeSimone @Smorgasboredom]

It’ll take a bit of scheduling, but she’s rested and ready.

[hayden ⚡️ mia @mia_spresso]

Selina Meyer, the spirit of your administration lives on

[george griffiths @georgegriffiths]

the fun thing about carly rae jepsen's career is that she has made arguably 3 or 4 of the best pop songs of the last 16 years and none of them are call me maybe

[alex 🕸️ @kminogues]

it's crazy how many people miss out on godly rae jepsen's A+ discography bc they only see her as the 'call me maybe' girl