Non-nutritive cereal varnish. Mediocre screenwriter. Worldwide #22 ranked Dad Joke deployer.
askgeofflatulippe at GM. Just here to fall off the jetway again.
My new spec script follows a supervillain who has a conscientious breakdown, flees the crime-ridden metropolis HE corrupted, and disappears deep into the forest.
His life hard-shifts when he forages a single mushroom. It's more than a symbol; it's the core morel of the story.
In fact the only thing I ask is that you spread the word for me. That I'm still here. And that, to the chagrin of many, I'm not going anywhere. Even if I left once already. Shut up about it.
If you've ever enjoyed my work, it would mean the world to me.
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And yes, there are paid subscriptions available, but I'm not here to squirrel away every useless dickhead thought I shit directly into my pants behind a paywall.
So please feel no obligation to lose your coin to me. I'm honestly just happy you're here.
OK guys, I suppose I'm one of THOSE people now. One of those SUBSTACK people. I know, right? I have no clue what that means either.
What I do know is: this was hard for me to write, and I mostly spent all my time not doing so.
Until I did. I had to.
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If you followed me for screenwriting tips, tricks, and advice...well, first of all, what's wrong with you? I'd get that looked at.
But I'm dedicating an entire wing of the site to writing advice, theory, and philosophy, and those posts will *always* remain free. So be in touch!
@franklinleonard Oh it's gonna be RAZOR thin, but even if he ekes it out, what a stunning own-goal celebrating second place with half the vote still uncounted. Comedically genius levels of falling into a sinkhole you created just by standing there.
Updated: #Browns new DE Jared Verse plans to be 'the best defensive player in the league' on 'the best defense in the league' as he replaces Myles Garrett: ---> https://t.co/UaSvmwW61Z