Geoff LaTulippe

Non-nutritive cereal varnish. Mediocre screenwriter. Worldwide #22 ranked Dad Joke deployer.

askgeofflatulippe at GM. Just here to fall off the jetway again.

[Geoff LaTulippe @GeoffAgain]

My new spec script follows a supervillain who has a conscientious breakdown, flees the crime-ridden metropolis HE corrupted, and disappears deep into the forest.

His life hard-shifts when he forages a single mushroom. It's more than a symbol; it's the core morel of the story.

[Geoff LaTulippe @GeoffAgain]

In fact the only thing I ask is that you spread the word for me. That I'm still here. And that, to the chagrin of many, I'm not going anywhere. Even if I left once already. Shut up about it.

If you've ever enjoyed my work, it would mean the world to me.

https://t.co/xeIutqXn3i

[Geoff LaTulippe @GeoffAgain]

And yes, there are paid subscriptions available, but I'm not here to squirrel away every useless dickhead thought I shit directly into my pants behind a paywall.

So please feel no obligation to lose your coin to me. I'm honestly just happy you're here.

[Geoff LaTulippe @GeoffAgain]

OK guys, I suppose I'm one of THOSE people now. One of those SUBSTACK people. I know, right? I have no clue what that means either.

What I do know is: this was hard for me to write, and I mostly spent all my time not doing so.

Until I did. I had to.

https://t.co/ueQPdnu6Va

[Geoff LaTulippe @GeoffAgain]

If you followed me for screenwriting tips, tricks, and advice...well, first of all, what's wrong with you? I'd get that looked at.

But I'm dedicating an entire wing of the site to writing advice, theory, and philosophy, and those posts will *always* remain free. So be in touch!

[Geoff LaTulippe @GeoffAgain]

I have no fucking clue if this is a joke or if he actually posted it. Not a single clue, and I'm not kidding.

[Tim Hannan @TimHannan]

Great to see Donald Trump embracing Pride Month.

[Geoff LaTulippe @GeoffAgain]

@franklinleonard Oh it's gonna be RAZOR thin, but even if he ekes it out, what a stunning own-goal celebrating second place with half the vote still uncounted. Comedically genius levels of falling into a sinkhole you created just by standing there.

[Geoff LaTulippe @GeoffAgain]

@_Useless_Tree_ God, you pussies are so owned.

[Geoff LaTulippe @GeoffAgain]

I love this song.

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: Spencer Pratt collapses in the LA Mayoral Election odds.

8% chance.

[Geoff LaTulippe @GeoffAgain]

@CryptidPolitics White America has a huge fat dumb stupid cunt problem, and you're leading the charge as fast as you can waddle.

[Geoff LaTulippe @GeoffAgain]

@JordanZirm I just believe in Wemby too much, and I just hate the Knicks too much. But you're probably right.

[trash jones @jzux]

elmo confirmed bisexual

[Geoff LaTulippe @GeoffAgain]

GodDAMN, Doj. Get out there and do it like that!

[Variety @Variety]

Doja Cat Slams Elon Musk as a 'Barrel Chested Ewok' While Requesting Changes to X: 'You Look Like You Eat Sand' https://t.co/45QTHEfida

[Geoff LaTulippe @GeoffAgain]

Josey heating up is BAD news for the AL.

[Cleveland Guardians @CleGuardians]

Taking the first two is certainly thumbs up worthy! 👍

#GuardsBall | #GuardiWWins

[Geoff LaTulippe @GeoffAgain]

I like this kid a lot. Don't ever let anyone say that I didn't like this kid a lot.

That chip on his shoulder gonna be kitchen counter-sized.

[Mary Kay Cabot @MaryKayCabot]

Updated: #Browns new DE Jared Verse plans to be 'the best defensive player in the league' on 'the best defense in the league' as he replaces Myles Garrett: ---> https://t.co/UaSvmwW61Z