Geoffrey Haggerty

A little bit about me, I like to go to the store and cross the street

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Guy who invented cold cuts eating charcuterie: “i wish this was soaking wet”

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So many of you are psyched about Dune 3 when I’m psyched about

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VERY excited to see “Bad Pedophile”, the new important documentary from @theonion about Geoffrey (sp?) Epstein IN THEATERS TONIGHT! Also very honored that they are showing Sex House after it, a thing I directed in 1990 I think. Remember, cloudy drink kills frog!

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@KristerJohnson Also cope

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Hammer. Do NOT hurt them. If you so much as harm one hair on their heads...

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27 WORLD TITLES BABY YANKEES RULE RUTH GEHRIG DIMAGGIO JETER LETS GO YANKEES LETS GO YANKEES (end)

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@joshgondelman NO

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@barry as always the answer is "do both"

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Look deep into his eyes. What do you see?

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1:52 on a Thursday, easily a record for me!

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Watermelon spice latte

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Happy birthday to Donald trump and my daughter! Also my son was born on September 11

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@azalben Nbd

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not to worry everyone, my kid's montessori school is "investigating" a possible earthquake

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@rexparker @jilltwiss My liege!

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1:52 on a Thursday, easily a record for me!

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Rizzolli and Niles (from Frasier)

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Brunch, the time when French toast and brussel sprouts get to hang out

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I became a father last year so I’m now legally allowed to say “Daddy likey.”

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(broke Southern belle) I DO declare bankruptcy