Tiptop 🇺🇸 TexXxas🇺🇸Magoo

Rangers, Cowboys, MMA, sarcasm, heavy metal, stand-up comedians, puppies, socially conservative, morally flexible, a walking contradiction, & sotally tober

[Tiptop 🇺🇸 TexXxas🇺🇸Magoo @geoffpowers7]

@LandauDave @StuDoesAmerica @BlazeTV 100% you’re watching Mean Girls… Dave… no touching yourself

[Tiptop 🇺🇸 TexXxas🇺🇸Magoo @geoffpowers7]

@LandauDave @StuDoesAmerica @BlazeTV I cannot decide who is more homo… as a Cowboys fan, it’s obviously Stu… but my sister drives a Jeep and they do that gay toy on the dash thing…. I think y’all both might like wiener! Hahahaha jk. Love the show!

[Tiptop 🇺🇸 TexXxas🇺🇸Magoo @geoffpowers7]

@TheAKGuy She’s a sturdy and stout gal! Kick her in the shins and she tumbling

[Tiptop 🇺🇸 TexXxas🇺🇸Magoo @geoffpowers7]

@Fat_Electrician would you possibly look into this soldier? It might be fun… or a stinker… either way, thank you for what you do!

[Tiptop 🇺🇸 TexXxas🇺🇸Magoo @geoffpowers7]

@JaredSandler The foul lines in baseball… I don’t care and never cared…

[Tiptop 🇺🇸 TexXxas🇺🇸Magoo @geoffpowers7]

@StJamesStJames @DanHollaway C’mon Ross… send out the Bat Signal and get that on the DB set!!!

[Tiptop 🇺🇸 TexXxas🇺🇸Magoo @geoffpowers7]

@StJamesStJames @DanHollaway the Billy Ripken “Fuck Face” is also a good one to have just for shoots and googles

[Tiptop 🇺🇸 TexXxas🇺🇸Magoo @geoffpowers7]

@luisjgomez please please for the love of everything that is good and holy, please clip the Garth Brooks “standing outside the fire” bit and music video watch along from Monday’s LOS. It’s the hardest I’ve laughed in a long time and I have friends I want to send it to. Thank you

[Tiptop 🇺🇸 TexXxas🇺🇸Magoo @geoffpowers7]

@StJamesStJames please, will you clip your draft night tirade when the Falcons took Penix? That is the funniest 3 minutes! I will watch that every night before bed until I cum!

[Tiptop 🇺🇸 TexXxas🇺🇸Magoo @geoffpowers7]

@Riffraff3232 What is with this ball tickling nonsense….what’d you get?!?

[Tiptop 🇺🇸 TexXxas🇺🇸Magoo @geoffpowers7]

@SteveKim323 I watched 3 minutes of the Bosnia game match whatever. I saw 4 floppsy daisies and immediately changed the channel. That was the extent of my attempt to care about soccer for a hot minute

[Tiptop 🇺🇸 TexXxas🇺🇸Magoo @geoffpowers7]

@SteveKim323 Novacek was lights out for Aikman! Him and Moose. Need a 3rd down conversion….it was going to Novacek. Same way Romo always had Witten. Mr. Dependable’s

[Tiptop 🇺🇸 TexXxas🇺🇸Magoo @geoffpowers7]

@StJamesStJames @Smil3yAngel All we want is Alberta and Greenland. The rest of you dodo 🦤 birds can enjoy your terrible weather and pussy government

[Tiptop 🇺🇸 TexXxas🇺🇸Magoo @geoffpowers7]

@DanHollaway Can I also touch kids and when I go to prison say I’m a lady?

[Tiptop 🇺🇸 TexXxas🇺🇸Magoo @geoffpowers7]

@catturd2 She looks like 1992 Ron Perlman @perlmutations

[Tiptop 🇺🇸 TexXxas🇺🇸Magoo @geoffpowers7]

@REMASCULATE I think she’s Will Poulter and we are being punked

[Tiptop 🇺🇸 TexXxas🇺🇸Magoo @geoffpowers7]

@Savysummer @UnsubscribeCast @The_King_Trout Connor holding a cigarette in 3 months from a prosthetic claw hook hand would be poetic justice!

[Tiptop 🇺🇸 TexXxas🇺🇸Magoo @geoffpowers7]

@SteveKim323 In all sports… favorite nickname….

The Fridge
Goose
Moose
Uncle Creepy
The Big Unit
Shaq has too many to name
Pasquatch
Big Dumper
Prime Time
Manimal
The Worm

What are your favorites, Mr. Kim?

[Tiptop 🇺🇸 TexXxas🇺🇸Magoo @geoffpowers7]

@IamBradC He’s a turtle and she’s a dad gum shark… so many teeth

[Tiptop 🇺🇸 TexXxas🇺🇸Magoo @geoffpowers7]

@marknorm Cape Verde is what I ordered yesterday for lunch