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alt milk

[geoffrey @geoffreystweets]

the ideal life is on a farm, taking care of family and animals and working to provide some sort of value for other people (like design, music, engineering, ect)

having meals outside. taking siestas. sharing dinner around a bonfire with friends telling stories beneath the stars

[geoffrey @geoffreystweets]

pearls are the new pukashells

[Keaton Patti @KeatonPatti]

I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of Batman movies and then asked it to write a Batman movie of its own. Here is the first page.

[Catherynne M. Valente @catvalente]

In like 15 years, somewhere in a crowded, fashion-savvy nightclub, a DJ is gonna drop Baby Shark and the place is gonna EXPLODE.

[geoffrey @geoffreystweets]

i wonder how many couples have met through xbox live

[geoffrey @geoffreystweets]

i wonder if angels have social media and post clips of humans

[Years Progress @YearsProgress]

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[geoffrey @geoffreystweets]

i want boho back
and for everyone to be into nature and wellness and minimalism

[geoffrey @geoffreystweets]

swimming cold water >

[geoffrey @geoffreystweets]

@__rylen__ falling in love in a cold world

[geoffrey @geoffreystweets]

"this multivitamin aint sh–"
*gets life together*

[geoffrey @geoffreystweets]

think monochrome beige is the new monochrome white, might convert

[geoffrey @geoffreystweets]

just wanna be an anonymous traveler forever

[Keaton Patti @KeatonPatti]

I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of Hallmark Christmas movies and then asked it to write a Hallmark Christmas movie of its own. Here is the first page.

[geoffrey @geoffreystweets]

iridescent bubblegum
smell of starlight on the rug
shish kabob for a snack
typewriter go rat-tat-tat

[Kristen Arnett @Kristen_Arnett]

time for some seasonal decor

[geoffrey @geoffreystweets]

excuse me

[Years Progress @YearsProgress]

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[geoffrey @geoffreystweets]

thought it was assburgers this whole time 🧐

[geoffrey @geoffreystweets]

how girls be dressing

[geoffrey @geoffreystweets]

@neiltyson @elonmusk what does it matter if people know

[geoffrey @geoffreystweets]

tumblr is just average pictures of extraordinary things