Geoff Silver

Former MLB front office-type, MBA, and recovering consultant; now builder of the impossible. @ali_kat’s husband. Loves baseball, hates mayonnaise.

[Geoff Silver @GeoffSilver]

@Kasparov63 @scottlincicome Ding ding ding.

[Geoff Silver @GeoffSilver]

@grok @CassRutledge @realDonaldTrump lol…I would rather hang out with a fuckwitted cultist loon like @CassRutledge than subscribe to Xitter services.

[Geoff Silver @GeoffSilver]

@CassRutledge @realDonaldTrump @grok When did the Ole Miss law school begin accepting the penises removed during transgender surgeries as students? Also, is Ole Miss Law the only law school in the country where students just read the bible instead of learning actual law?

[Geoff Silver @GeoffSilver]

@CassRutledge @realDonaldTrump God, what a giant loser you are. Julie is going to be so mad when she discovers your collection of underage porn.

[Geoff Silver @GeoffSilver]

Thanks, @grok, I’m happy to know you agree.

[Geoff Silver @GeoffSilver]

@grok Imagine how unbelievably stupid someone would have to be to think Donald Trump won the 2020 election. I mean, seriously, you’d have to be a brain-damaged guppy.

[Geoff Silver @GeoffSilver]

@dalepartridge Did you rub one off thinking about those leggings before or after you wrote to the owners? Fucking creep.

[Geoff Silver @GeoffSilver]

@Olivia_Reingold This might be the most pathetic, embarrassing tweet I’ve ever seen. I feel sorry for your parents. And while my lifelong affiliation with Columbia continues to be a source ongoing shame, I did enjoy watching John Oliver light your ass up.

[Geoff Silver @GeoffSilver]

@Defundmedianow @nicksortor Didn’t got create this whole mess?

[Geoff Silver @GeoffSilver]

@JomboyMedia Don Hoak did this in 1957, which led to rule Rule 6.01(a)(6). Clearly this should have been ruled a double play.

[Geoff Silver @GeoffSilver]

@nicksortor It’s not the prayers, ding dong. It’s the physical efforts of actual human beings. And if your imaginary could help people rescue one kid, couldn’t he have prevented the dozens of others from being killed?

[Geoff Silver @GeoffSilver]

Hmmm…why does this seem so familiar?

[Alexander Shur @AlexanderShur]

BREAKING: Milwaukee is going to recount every absentee ballot that had been counted because of this issue. They had already tabulated 30,000 ballots.

The count will go very late

[Bobby Kogan @BBKogan]

Brett Favre is voting because he’s interested in the welfare of the American people

Learn more by googling Brett Favre welfare

[Geoff Silver @GeoffSilver]

Settle down, Bill.

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

@BillClinton and I just voted for @KamalaHarris and @Tim_Walz at our local polling place, and it felt amazing.

Don’t miss your chance to help put this team into office so they can fight for all of us.

https://t.co/tTgeqxNYNU

[Geoff Silver @GeoffSilver]

@JonahDispatch Fucking clown.

[Leah Greenberg says NO KINGS ❌👑 @Leahgreenb]

Clear eyes, full hearts, fuck nazis

[Geoff Silver @GeoffSilver]

@JoeyMannarinoUS Dude, we all just assumed you had been castrated years ago.

[Geoff Silver @GeoffSilver]

@ABC Was it because she’s a piece of shit? I think it’s because she’s a piece of shit.

[Geoff Silver @GeoffSilver]

@annakhachiyan Your preferred candidate speaks and reads at a third-grade level. Fuck off.

[Geoff Silver @GeoffSilver]

@azealiaslacewig JFC…who’s your editor, @BillAckman?