Geoff Shorts

I used to write a predictable blog about Twitter stats and fluoride.

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@Keofunkel Ha! This is true :)

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@SaphoraSmith sure, done. Sorry about the delay: don't tweet as much as I used to.

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@valeriekeefe by all means feel free to round to the nearest thousand.

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@valeriekeefe how much money have you raised for your cause by arguing with strangers on different continents for favouriting a tweet?

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@valeriekeefe no caffeine after 7pm and good, thick curtains. Sleep like a log - thanks for asking!

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@valeriekeefe is this some sort of performance art you're doing?

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@oceanclub can't take credit I'm afraid - that was @FintanOToolbox. @Marissa_C_Ryan @PantiBliss

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@ryanair crew on FR46 were a delight. Especially Edson. Really went above and beyond for customers. Infectious energy and enthusiasm!

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@catspjs13 I reckon Robin Hood would have preferred darts :-P

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@catspjs13 I think there was something else about it being considered theft. Can't remember. Nice walk today!

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Invalidates Dublin Bus's insurance. RT @catspjs13: #DublinBusstrike why didn't drivers allow commuters on for free for duration?

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@amyplify ditto on both fronts! Hart's Corner for me.

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@elessar83 @Sharrow_ie also an Irish prolifecampaign follower called Ken.

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@elessar83 @Sharrow_ie morning! Tricky, unless they choose to release stats. Lots of pro choicers sharing it so will be mostly Irish.

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@natural20 thanks! Fun writing it. Might reuse the character, been trying to write women better.

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@natural20 thanks for the retweet!

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The Kiss: a tale of murder, revenge, and hiccups. https://t.co/7psA2v0dIo six minute read.

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Those with a particularly dull commute may enjoy this new short story, The Kiss: https://t.co/7psA2v0dIo

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This is quite astonishing. @thetimesIE undercover video of a supposed 'abortion advice counsellor' scaring a client. https://t.co/pIZEROGoeS

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@suzybie this is the wrong thing to focus on but I misread that as the Bishop of Gotham. Slightly disappointed.