Geoff Whiteley

Cousin of Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, from the Huntington side

[TimTam🍫 @CandymanTimTam]

*spits out mouthful of blood* it's gonna take more than that to kill me

Dentist: for the love of God just floss

[Geoff Whiteley @geoffwhiteley]

@ThomasDrance Their puck management is so frustrating. Feels like they chip it out, throw it away, miss passes, etc more than they should be. Makes it look worse, in my mind, that the Oilers can’t capitalize

[Geoff Whiteley @geoffwhiteley]

@JPosnanski which American sport will be the first join the rest of the sporting world and award/hand the championship trophy to the players, rather than the team owners? (Hockey is Canadian, so it doesn’t count)

[Geoff Whiteley @geoffwhiteley]

@TheStanchion It’s the endless loop of “teams will have more cap space in the summer” to “teams will have more cap space at the deadline” that kills me. It’s always there are more opportunities later but never actually happen

[Geoff Whiteley @geoffwhiteley]

@SatiarShah At minimum wait until the season is over… find out the value of your picks, there was no urgency to make the deal now. Especially if he’s injured 😑

[Geoff Whiteley @geoffwhiteley]

@Canucks Embarrassing organization

[Geoff Whiteley @geoffwhiteley]

@CodySevertson The current third is great because the lack of white. Black-red-yellow needs that white. Seems like an easy distraction to on-ice issues (& cash grab) in the final 1.5 years of adidas’ deal

[Geoff Whiteley @geoffwhiteley]

@taj1944 Bidding against themselves again

[Geoff Whiteley @geoffwhiteley]

@ThomasDrance Obviously he’s been showing well; meant specifically in the absence of EP would rather see Kuz take the half wall spot and see what creativity he can generate. IMO he has the tools to be a threat from that spot

[Geoff Whiteley @geoffwhiteley]

@CodySevertson Can we start asking about his conditioning? The amount of floating has to be more than disinterest

[Geoff Whiteley @geoffwhiteley]

@imacSportsnet All self-inflicted too

[Geoff Whiteley @geoffwhiteley]

@passittobulis It’s hard to tell which choppy puck moving on the tv screen is worse to watch

[Geoff Whiteley @geoffwhiteley]

@amazonmusic When are you going to be a useable service again? Seems like I have to either pay more for cellular data so I can keep streaming an album and random ass songs with the same title as the album or pay for another music service…

[Geoff Whiteley @geoffwhiteley]

@SadClubCommish Just add everyone you follow to a list: zero ads, chronological order, and only tweets from those people. Like the good ol’ days

[Geoff Whiteley @geoffwhiteley]

@TSN_Sports How many more 5 minute commercial breaks are you going to try and squeeze in?

[Geoff Whiteley @geoffwhiteley]

Spent 45 minutes trying to buy Kraken/Canuck tickets, never succeeding. @Ticketmaster never fails to be the biggest joke of an organization

[Geoff Whiteley @geoffwhiteley]

@WeinoChi @JomboyMedia @MLBONFOX @JamesFox917 @NBCSChicago @SoxMach_pnoles @JPosnanski @KenTremendous Pos-Con 4? Or is Tony an auto Pos-Con 1?

[Josh RR Jokien @joshcarlosjosh]

my friends and all our dads listening to the laser tag employee give the instructions: