Jack

22. labour. lover of hot chocolates, pub quizzes, and the woke metropolitan elites. everything i post comes to me in my dreams

[Jack @geordlejack]

a friend of mine asked me to make a miliband brothers edit a few days ago, i think this is pretty good for a first attempt in a few years 🫣

[Jack @geordlejack]

@algorecrave

[Jack @geordlejack]

There are literal videos of helicopters following Andy Burnham on the train down to London from Manchester LOL

[Janet 🇬🇧 Starmergeddon 🇬🇧 no to 2 Tier Keir @Janet88801]

Days in Makerfield since the election:

Rob Kenyon 5
Andy Burnham 0

😂

[Jack @geordlejack]

@nulabyaoi so true 😔😔😔

[Jack @geordlejack]

@giles_will3785 It's definitely a wildcard pick. I can't see him getting rid of Reeves completely from the cabinet, and really the only place he could move her to that wouldn't be "embarrassing" would be the Foreign Office

[Jack @geordlejack]

I wouldn't be surprised if this is how the Andy Burnham cabinet ended up

[Jack @geordlejack]

@Ian_j_sanderson Yeah, mixed her up with someone else - my bad

[Jack @geordlejack]

@residentadviser Sally Jameson aside (whoops), I think you could say the same thing about all reshuffles.

[Jack @geordlejack]

@residentadviser Christ, why did I have it in my head that she's a lawyer? Must have mixed her up with someone else

[Bridget Phillipson @bphillipsonMP]

📈 3,008 more teachers in secondaries & special schools
📈1,646 more teachers in colleges
📈Trainee teachers up 13%
📈 Teacher pay up 9.5%
📈 Record investment in schools

If standing up for state schools makes me a spiteful class warrior, I’ll wear it with pride.

#PMQs

[Jack @geordlejack]

@andyp_79 Blame the website for that, not me 😔

[Jack @geordlejack]

@MaxCryptic5 I'd rather see her see through the nationalisation of railway operators tbh, with it being one of Labour's key priorities (and HS2 to Manchester/Leeds *potentially* back on the table) I'd argue Transport Sec is one of the most important positions in the cabinet atm

[Jack @geordlejack]

@evang3l10n_un1t That's my thinking, I feel like she'd probably want to remain campaign focused. I could even see her as Leader of the House of Commons again, but who knows!

[Jack @geordlejack]

@evang3l10n_un1t There's past precedent against it tbf, John Prescott was just DPM (and FSoS) from 06-07, same with Michael Heseltine.

[Jack @geordlejack]

@algorecrave so many cabinet positions and yet he's still been overlooked, i thought we needed our best players on the pitch 😔😔

[Jack @geordlejack]

@algorecrave i’m sure he’ll understand

[Jack @geordlejack]

@desnzenthusiast this could've been them 😞

[Labour Press @labourpress]

5 whole minutes of @Nigel_Farage squirming over his secret £5 million "gift".

What else is he hiding?