Geordie

Leeds Uni/LUUWHC graduate and subsequent alcohol enthusiast. Somewhat responsible for science education. Don't have kids. 🌈⚪️⚫️⚽️

[Geordie @geords171]

#flu updates: crawled out of bed for the first time in 60 hours to go get more paracetamol. Got ID’d. At 27. I shit you not. I had no ID.

[Geordie @geords171]

Struck down with the worst flu of the century on @spicegirls ticket sales day. Don’t need this stress. #sos 🤧

[Geordie @geords171]

@steveythunder @Shannon_Dowling @TheHorsfalls 😂😂😂

[Geordie @geords171]

#mydadwroteaporno on Spotify. Well, that’s my 14 hour flight sorted 🙈 #hilarious

[Geordie @geords171]

Jokes but I will probably wake up in SRI LANKAAAAA @Han_Crane @jenmason22 THREE DAYS!

[Geordie @geords171]

The danger in doing a #bottomless #brunch on the first day of #halfterm .. could wake up two weeks later. 🍻 🍷 🍹

[Geordie @geords171]

The danger in doing a #bottomless #brunch on the first day of #halfterm .. could wake up two weeks later. 🍻 🍷 🍹

[Scott Bryan @scottygb]

This is an incredible intro @samwolfson

[Geordie @geords171]

@Bex_Harri @Caradelevingne 💯

[Geordie @geords171]

@TheHorsfalls 😂 at 6am? No, I left from Balham ya nob head (I’m going tomorrow don’t worry)

[Geordie @geords171]

In my fourth year of teaching at the same school since I qualified and I still managed to get the wrong train this morning 😴 #zonked

[antanddec @antanddec]

Happy 90th Birthday to the iconic Tyne Bridge! The sight you know you’re home. D #HappyBirthdayTyneBridge

[Geordie @geords171]

Today’s variety of hangover: Disney sound track. 🎻 #hanging

[Geordie @geords171]

@OliviaLaydon @Shannon_Dowling @LNER Total joke. I’ve never had a decent experience. I don’t even bother going home unless I’ve got a few days to make it worth the treacherous journey now.

[Geordie @geords171]

@Shannon_Dowling Would love some pulse in my life

[Geordie @geords171]

@metroradiouk weekend coverage of @SimplyhealthUK #gnr2018 on in the hairdressers. Can’t tell if I’m feeling excited or absolutely bricking it. Smashing my target though @TeenageCancer 🙌🏼 https://t.co/dB2vRSSriY

[Geordie @geords171]

@LNER LDN-NCL 18:18. Unfortunately it’s very far from the first time it’s happened, if we’re counting all LNER predecessors. Good to see you’re supporting the return journey for the Great North Run but getting up there isn’t proving pleasant. #deadlegs 👎🏼

[Geordie @geords171]

@LNER how can you charge over £100 one way and have toilets and walkways inaccessible because there aren’t enough seats? Genuinely would’ve been cheaper and probably more comfortable riding with cattle. #outrageous

[Geordie @geords171]

Yaaayyy @grimmers used to make my morning when listening at my desk at 630am. Now I get to listen at my desk at 630pm. #teacherlife #backtoschool 😴 #everycloud @BBCR1

[Geordie @geords171]

Officially smashed my training target of 16k but still £60 under fundraising target..! 😭 *cough* @TheHorsfalls @JordanMulvaney @shonabruce @shelleyshovel @Saus_Sansome *cough* https://t.co/dB2vRSSriY