George Bushington

PSU '21

[George Bushington @georgeBushinton]

Me: *Trying to be cool* ya I swear I have a girlfriend she just goes to a different school

Girl I was trying to impress: ya I actually gotta go now

Me: *realizing she wasn't impressed* wait wait... What if I said I had 2 girlfriends?

[George Bushington @georgeBushinton]

@AsyncArt @Coldie I like this one because I think it has what it takes to be a president https://t.co/0WOyIFQ3tw

[George Bushington @georgeBushinton]

@ClayStack_HQ 0xa0489EefE0bd7f6244A754C60c3DD40480016A05

[George Bushington @georgeBushinton]

Trump just threatened to carpet bomb protestors and yet it’s just another day in the office!

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

100% Correct. Thank you Tom!

[Jon Bois @jon_bois]

quarantine has me so bored i’ve started brushing my teeth. i’m sorry but toothpaste is disgusting. i’m just going to start spitting it out when i’m done

[James @CaucasianJames]

tummy hurts again. gotta remember that this is all god’s plan

[Joey Schrum @JoeySchrum]

New Animal Crossing is crazy

[George Bushington @georgeBushinton]

Hey girl I was just filling out the United States census and i was wondering if you wanted to stay over April 1st 2020 or not?? Sorry haha I’m just required by law to find out!!

[George Bushington @georgeBushinton]

NO, Obama! As a matter of a fact, I HAVEN'T done my taxes! I’m too turnt up! Geez bro just get a job

[George Bushington @georgeBushinton]

What if the real reason Trump built the wall was to keep us in, not the Mexicans out. He knew all along the draft was coming! 😳

[George Bushington @georgeBushinton]

When I was like 10 I had a giant treehouse and my dad gave me a stack of shingles to put on it. When I asked how to put them on he handed me like a 400 page roofing book and said "read this." So if anyone was wondering why my treehouse leaks that's why.

[George Bushington @georgeBushinton]

@juulgod42 @tate_w_ @OohVeryScary @magentalavalamp @octguero @oliviaahelen @isnt_he_black @XXXTenTaycion @brannannaabread @judgejooby @cullendebeer_ @aye_alexpowell @RussianBotAcct4 @thaddeuscarmine @pokmon_facts @crocNballs bruh

[George Bushington @georgeBushinton]

Road signs in GTA

[Erren Michaels 🐇🌹🌱📚📖🐰 @ErrenMichaels]

One day, in an action movie, I want to see a chase scene that ends with an unexpectedly sturdy fruit stand that just fuckin' totals both cars.

[George Bushington @georgeBushinton]

Do you really expect me to believe it's "God's will" and "part of a greater plan" for my toaster to have 10 levels of heat and still burn my Pop tart on the lowest one??

[George Bushington @georgeBushinton]

Hey bro can you text me your address?? Haha ya my mom said I have to send you a thank you card for liking my tweet 🙄

[Jon Bois @jon_bois]

whoever wins this series will destroy the warriors in the finals. they’ve played more games so they’ve had more time to learn the rules of basketball. you can download the rules off the internet, but it’s not quite the same as playing

[George Bushington @georgeBushinton]

SO excited to graduate high school next week! Can't wait to get a "Class of 2019" tat across the top of my chest right above my class mascot tat I got last year covering my entire abdomen! 😎

[sand ghost @moutheaters]

Me: Is the natural state of the soul quiet or chaos?

Taco Bell cashier: Look buddy, it’s transient, shifting like water

[George Bushington @georgeBushinton]

@SheRatesDogs "Yo I’m trying to kick your ass and your friends ass lol"

[George Bushington @georgeBushinton]

Career Experts: You have to do something special to get their attention

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