Erren Michaels 🐇🌹🌱📚📖🐰

24 devious rabbits in a trench-coat. Writer of books & whispering runes scrawled in the blood of ancient gods CHAOTIC GOOD she/he/NB/g&t/ADHD/no sugar in my tea

[Erren Michaels 🐇🌹🌱📚📖🐰 @ErrenMichaels]

Please don't invite me to your house, unless you have at least one secret door, or a bricked up room with a dead Victorian child inside.

[Essie Fox Author @essiefox]

Vividly alive with menace, magic, and mystery ~ The Book of Secrets by Anna Mazzola is the spell-binding retelling of a succession of real-life poisonings in 17th century Rome. Beautifully structured and written by a writer in her prime. @Anna_Mazz @Charlo_murs @orionbooks

[Erren Michaels 🐇🌹🌱📚📖🐰 @ErrenMichaels]

@aka_fatman This book is selling FAST. People love Monsters 🤗

[Erren Michaels 🐇🌹🌱📚📖🐰 @ErrenMichaels]

My books have come! They have NEW BOOK SMELL and shiny illustrations and a hardback cover and MONSTERS… so many monsters and fairytales.

[Erren Michaels 🐇🌹🌱📚📖🐰 @ErrenMichaels]

@Cat_Caird You’ll be able to warn them what monsters to avoid on land AND sea.

[Erren Michaels 🐇🌹🌱📚📖🐰 @ErrenMichaels]

@CorkyKneivel 🤗 Thank you. The stupid books have come now x

[Erren Michaels 🐇🌹🌱📚📖🐰 @ErrenMichaels]

Livid to announce that I have a new book published and I don’t have a copy of it. Nor am I likely to get one because I live on a STUPID island and there are STUPID storms so the STUPID ships aren’t sailing. I want my STUPID book.
I HAVEN’T EVEN SEEN IT
*breaks stuff on island*

[Erren Michaels 🐇🌹🌱📚📖🐰 @ErrenMichaels]

@family_jules Sort of. My bunny died last weekend, so it does feel a bit like the world is ending. He was always a poorly boy, but I hoped I’d have him so much longer x

[Cat Caird @Cat_Caird]

New book landed on my doormat this week. Channel Island Monsters by @ErrenMichaels Can't wait to read it.
#booktwt #book #coffee #coffeeandbooks

[History Press Local @THP_Local]

Happy Publication Day to Erren Michaels, author of 'Channel Island Monsters'!
The Channel Islands have a rich legacy of interwoven folklore, an antique tapestry full of faery creatures and mythical beasts.
📒: https://t.co/q8BRNaWK1g @ErrenMichaels ✨

[Grace Jarvis @gracejarvisohno]

if a woman tells you you have “nice hands” she is doing everything in her power not to fuck you senseless please release her from her torment her friends are receiving the kinds of messages someone in prison would send

[Tin Doom 😑 @PajamaStew]

You wake up in the night and see a long crack on your bedroom ceiling. As you watch, the crack opens to reveal dull white teeth and a fat purple tongue. Warm breath exhales onto you from the darkness.

You check your clock. You still have four hours until your alarm goes off.

[Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau]

I don’t think I’m super high maintenance but I’m staying at a hotel and got 2 beds so I can have one to eat in and one to sleep in and now I need this in my apartment.

[Erren Michaels 🐇🌹🌱📚📖🐰 @ErrenMichaels]

Tiger tiger burning bright
In the forest of the night
What immortal hand or eye
Fed you so much chonka pie

[Erren Michaels 🐇🌹🌱📚📖🐰 @ErrenMichaels]

@pajamawitch Oooh happy birthiversary!!!! 🤗

[Erren Michaels 🐇🌹🌱📚📖🐰 @ErrenMichaels]

@omibaloney Wish i could have a crumb of morphine from time to time when I get a migraine.

[Naomi Rohatyn @omibaloney]

Camus’ first wife, Simone Hié, had such terrible period pain that she ended up becoming a morphine addict, and I often think about how women’s healthcare hasn’t evolved one iota in the last hundred years. Except that it’s now much harder to get morphine.

[History Press Local @THP_Local]

The Channel Islands have a rich legacy of interwoven #folklore, an antique tapestry full of faery creatures and mythical beasts...🎃👻✨

'Channel Island Monsters' by @ErrenMichaels is out this #October. Pre-order now to get yours before #Halloween! 📔: https://t.co/q8BRNaWK1g