Georgeous

I am not a malicious person and I will strike down the first person that says I am..

[Georgeous @georgegood]

Squirrel in the wind

[Georgeous @georgegood]

I want a coffee, please make it frothy

[(°_°) @trav_o]

Shout out to people who are hard of hearing.

[(°_°) @trav_o]

I hate when I'm on Twitter and I'm rudely interrupted by a jogger bouncing off my windshield.

[(°_°) @trav_o]

*Forgets to set alarm, wakes up 3 days later.*

[Fact @Fact]

Alexithymia describes a person who has a difficult time expressing their feelings to others.

[Georgeous @georgegood]

I'm a happy-go-fuck-yourself kind of person

[Dame Edna Everage @DameEdnaEverage]

MEGASTAR'S MEDITATION:

Happiness is like a boomerang, so don't chuck it away if you can hold on to it.

💋🐨

[Speak Comedy @SpeakComedy]

Me again

[Georgeous @georgegood]

@dogatadisco its spotting out here

[Georgeous @georgegood]

@dogatadisco #spotted

[Georgeous @georgegood]

@dogatadisco is this you?

[Nostalgia @ComedyPosts]

The last time somebody noticed me

[SondraDee @SondraDeeMe]

Spice things up in the bedroom by tying your partner to the bedposts and then leave on a 3 month cruise by yourself.

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

"It's the next thing on my list!" - Translation: I'd completely forgotten about this task

[Georgeous @georgegood]

99% of my socks are single, you don't see them crying about it.

[Georgeous @georgegood]

Its not pretty being easy

[Georgeous @georgegood]

I have mixed drinks about feelings

[fordyclaire @DrLaraLove]

Love is like an open book;
completely redundant now we have the internet. Abandon the idea (Thank you)