Importer-ExMormon Art Vandelay

It's not a lie if you believe it.

[Importer-ExMormon Art Vandelay @georgeisupsetUT]

@jscottbriggs @johnforutah @RealTStevenson It is embarrassing for the entire institution

[Importer-ExMormon Art Vandelay @georgeisupsetUT]

Conference weekend virtue signaling is so much.

My family dressed up for the Sunday session

Here is a candid photo of me taking notes with conf on in the background

My top 5 favorite quotes from conference

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It is the same old shit, get over yourself

[Importer-ExMormon Art Vandelay @georgeisupsetUT]

@johnsonjames333 @whitecatprophcy Beat me to it

[Importer-ExMormon Art Vandelay @georgeisupsetUT]

@whitecatprophcy "Too smart for your own good"

[Importer-ExMormon Art Vandelay @georgeisupsetUT]

@easton_matty

[Importer-ExMormon Art Vandelay @georgeisupsetUT]

@Mr_Cade Alligators as a measurement is way more intuitive than meters

[Importer-ExMormon Art Vandelay @georgeisupsetUT]

More things should be measured in alligators

[Importer-ExMormon Art Vandelay @georgeisupsetUT]

@RealClintReeves Sorry bud, but being called mormons sometimes doesn't count as persecution

[Importer-ExMormon Art Vandelay @georgeisupsetUT]

@NoblestCalling We did family history research and many of us had to reenact our ancestors deaths. Leaders told us that anything less than strict obedience to the church would dishonor their deaths. We were like 13.

[Importer-ExMormon Art Vandelay @georgeisupsetUT]

The church gets caught covering up billions in off shore money and your concern is the use of the word mormon...

[Lisa Beck @lisalisabowbisa]

@AP It's actually called The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints... NOT the Morman Church. Mormon has ALWAYS been a nickname that it had picked up somehow. (Just an FYI... You're welcome). 😁💖😘

[Importer-ExMormon Art Vandelay @georgeisupsetUT]

One of my favorite things to ask mormons is how their tithing gets put to good use.

[Importer-ExMormon Art Vandelay @georgeisupsetUT]

@murffyslurtz Ogden is underrated. It is pretty close to SLC and has a bunch of fun stuff. I'll die on this hill.

[Importer-ExMormon Art Vandelay @georgeisupsetUT]

@lombcast Ew

[Importer-ExMormon Art Vandelay @georgeisupsetUT]

@whitecatprophcy This is mormon comedy gold 😂

[Importer-ExMormon Art Vandelay @georgeisupsetUT]

Utah's air quality: because who needs to breathe clean air when you can have stunning views of smog!

[Importer-ExMormon Art Vandelay @georgeisupsetUT]

Every comedy from my youth was literally just some guy with a disability or a mental illness that was for some reason considered funny

[Importer-ExMormon Art Vandelay @georgeisupsetUT]

@ThePhDPlace When I started my PhD I was told it was never too late. Same applies here I think.

[Importer-ExMormon Art Vandelay @georgeisupsetUT]

Once a year our ward youth activity would be to write testimonies in paperback BOMs. Not just one, like 8-10 copies. We were challenged to give them to people at school and family members that weren't members or were less active.

[Jezebel @aureliawelde]

How many times were you told to write your testimony in a BOM as a member and give it to someone, hoping they would read it and convert?

[Importer-ExMormon Art Vandelay @georgeisupsetUT]

Being an exmo at family gatherings is like being a vegetarian at a barbecue

[Importer-ExMormon Art Vandelay @georgeisupsetUT]

Being an ex-mormon is like being in a club none of us wanted to be in, and the membership fee was leaving your entire belief system and identity behind.