Balatro Legendary Joker Matt Borne

Arsenal, NBA and Wrestling

He, they // BLM

[Balatro Legendary Joker Matt Borne @GeorgeMentzos]

Only Kaito has made this loser appear good

[conner @winterweather]

gabe kidd is having a historically bad g1, genuinely fucking horrible worker. what the fuck happened

[Bryan Johnson @bryan_johnson]

Kate’s period blood is in my -80 °C freezer.

Around 10 mL.

[Balatro Legendary Joker Matt Borne @GeorgeMentzos]

We had an adequate run

[Balatro Legendary Joker Matt Borne @GeorgeMentzos]

Is wrestling over

[$lan muraco. @Alan_sbg]

mox iq.

[Everything Price Sufferer (but especially eggs) @agraybee]

A conservative "luxury belief" is that the rest of us have to study Homer and Dante to keep the flame of Western civilization alive while they watch Joe Rogan and stepmom porn all day.

[Tom Bloom @Orbitaldropkick]

i was definitely cooking here

[Balatro Legendary Joker Matt Borne @GeorgeMentzos]

She kinda bad tho, I get why I'd let this relationship corrode and destroy us beyond any measure of feelings still being mutual, even the memory of the good times barely still echoing

[Orchid @orchid_hq]

Introducing Orchid, the first assistant that actually gets you 🌸

[Balatro Legendary Joker Matt Borne @GeorgeMentzos]

Gay son up a million

[synth - they/he/xe - tired @synth_shipper2]

this video shaped my humour further

[ErnestBorgnineNavalCapDoff.jpeg @poddtadre]

Emiril’s live audience waiting in line before the show

[anti-zionist dog 🇵🇸 @puppydog_gaming]

told my therapist that i took a girl home from the bar and then played football manager for like half an hour and then went to sleep without having sex and they said “i have no idea why so many women like you”

[Balatro Legendary Joker Matt Borne @GeorgeMentzos]

Wanted to correct someone's Odyssey take but then saw their display name was "Glucose Rapist" and thought better of it

[Balatro Legendary Joker Matt Borne @GeorgeMentzos]

You're still posting yourself to Lana del Rey songs? Cause at 26 it's marginal, right?

[Balatro Legendary Joker Matt Borne @GeorgeMentzos]

@questionableway I find it really interesting that the Odyssey is written around the time the Greeks begin to colonize Asia Minor and Italy.

[never better @wiremxther]

jerry seinfeld would never say this, this is a rodney dangerfield joke. none of you idiots understand anything

[Balatro Legendary Joker Matt Borne @GeorgeMentzos]

Warning: this user does not understand the value of following Xenia

[Trutown @Trutown]

The hell is he talking about? The epic ends with Odysseus killing the strangers invading his home.

[Balatro Legendary Joker Matt Borne @GeorgeMentzos]

@nise_yoshimi We did some of this in school in ancient Greek and the difference between him and Herodotus is so stark, there's no bullshit here even if everything Herodotus says is cool

[Balatro Legendary Joker Matt Borne @GeorgeMentzos]

Me And Who

[michael @worstmichael]

thinking about the time I chatted with a beautiful woman at a party and the next day she messaged asking if I wanted to get coffee and I said yes and when we did she was like “I’m worried about you and thought you might need a friend”

[Balatro Legendary Joker Matt Borne @GeorgeMentzos]

People have empathy for Jimothy but not 5'6 incels

[Balatro Legendary Joker Matt Borne @GeorgeMentzos]

We are Will Ospreay
We carry the flame
We fight for Paul Robinson
We honor his name

[Balatro Legendary Joker Matt Borne @GeorgeMentzos]

This slander is so good

[JenJen #SLK5Star🌸 @NeoJennysis]

Will Ospreay is as bad on the mic as charlie kirk, but can't sell the neck as well as he did.