George Root

The Twitter page of #fantasy and #scifi author George N Root III. Author of the Caleb Devin series. #author #writer

[George Root @georgenroot3]

Thank you for fixing it!

[George Root @georgenroot3]

@fuboTV The only reason I pay my monthly Fubo bill is to watch the Buffalo Sabres. Maybe it is time to find alternatives?

[George Root @georgenroot3]

@SabresBuzz Damn Fubo!

[George Root @georgenroot3]

@fuboTV Why can't I watch the Buffalo Sabres on MSG???? FIX IT!!!!

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#GettingOldMeans
Get off my lawn! That is what it means!

[George Root @georgenroot3]

#GettingOldMeans
Having to remind everyone in the GODDAMNED house to stop messing around with the remote!!

[George Root @georgenroot3]

#GettingOldMeans
It means looking back on your life and...you know...uhhh...thinking about what was...uhh..what was the question again?

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#GetUninvitedIn4Words
Okay to bring mom?

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#GetUninvitedIn4Words
Need the bathroom, NOW!!

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#ThoughtsWhileHashtagging
I have no frigging clue if this makes any sense but I will make someone laugh today, dammit!

[George Root @georgenroot3]

Find your next great career opportunity at Human Castle https://t.co/GgshjK3gQm

[George Root @georgenroot3]

I met the Black Panther and offered him a gift. But each time I placed it on the table, he knocked it on the floor. What is up with that?
#BlackPanther
#MarvelMonday

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I could have sworn that #TheWalmartGreeterToldMe I would die a painful death as I passed him. Or he could have said "Welcome to Walmart." I am not sure.

[George Root @georgenroot3]

I have proof cats talk to each other. The new cats stare at the ceiling until I look just like the previous cats did. There is nothing there to look at. The little bastards just like messing with me.

#cats
#CatsOfTwitter
#DidYouKnow

[George Root @georgenroot3]

Netflix made the series Sherlock available and I finally found a binge show I can get into.
#netflixmovies
#BenedictCumberbatch

[George Root @georgenroot3]

@NewYorker How does a movie reviewer simply miss the last 10 years of superhero movie history? This is like saying "In the new James Bond movie, James Bond just shows up out of nowhere with no backstory at all."

[George Root @georgenroot3]

Whether you think you can fart, or that you can't, you are usually right.
#AddAWordRuinAQuote

[George Root @georgenroot3]

I don't agree with you, but I will fight to my death your right to not say it
#AddAWordRuinAQuote

[George Root @georgenroot3]

My fourth book is finally out. You can get it for free until May 5. After that, Amazon is forcing me to charge $2.99. I recommend you get it for free. Don't forget to leave a review! Thanks!

https://t.co/dEY5qEiG5m

[George Root @georgenroot3]

Check out my author page at this easy to remember url! https://t.co/Gj9scaTkXQ via @amazon