#BLM Scott Brown

I make map software, I play tabletop RPGs, and I reply to pictures of orange cats. We're all in this together. He/him.

[C Thi Nguyen @add_hawk]

Mel says: “The police procedural and the mystery are two completely different genres. The procedural is a fantasy that systems work well and can make things better. The mystery is a fantasy that individuals are powerful enough to make things better by circumventing systems.”

[#BLM Scott Brown @geowtf]

@PapaJohns I believe there is a bug in your iOS app's tip calculation.

20% tip should be $4.54 if tipping on subtotal (standard) or $6.24 if tipping on total, but the app gives $9.75. 🤨

[#BLM Scott Brown @geowtf]

I'm having an extremely normal one, apparently, as I use Social Security tables to estimate the date when half my life has passed.

[#BLM Scott Brown @geowtf]

Wisdom that I am gaining lately:

You may not understand what someone said until you understand what motivated them to say it.

[#BLM Scott Brown @geowtf]

I want a sushi go round, but for donuts.

[#BLM Scott Brown @geowtf]

Read today: "Economics is astrology for people who think they're good at maths."

[#BLM Scott Brown @geowtf]

💡 This is a great read, with tidbits known by almost everyone working in energy and almost no one else: https://t.co/WqU6dqVsLb

[camille fassett @camfassett]

data analysis is my passion

[Charlotte Dreizen @CharDreizen]

Contamination is the biggest threat to the recycling system.

It adds cost, lowers quality, slows the process, and can lead to worker injuries.

Here are 12 things you should never put into your recycling bin, dumpster, or chute 🧵:

[#BLM Scott Brown @geowtf]

Every people-manager should have an available stash of greeting cards. Wedding. Birth. Death. People are their job; there's no excuse for a gas-station bereavement card.

[#BLM Scott Brown @geowtf]

@gildedruin @seananmcguire Orange lazers are the best lazers.

[#BLM Scott Brown @geowtf]

@nineofswords So much snug

[#BLM Scott Brown @geowtf]

@nineofswords … I'll just show myself out.

[#BLM Scott Brown @geowtf]

@nineofswords So Leggett legged it with four leg hits?

[#BLM Scott Brown @geowtf]

Quiz: How many nuclear weapons have been detonated in history?

[#BLM Scott Brown @geowtf]

Thanks for checking out the silly quiz! Sleep tight knowing that humanity still possesses enough armed ready nuclear weapons to murder us all, quite thoroughly.

[Adam Kelsey @adamkelsey]

Fun fact: You can be refunded any federal student loan payments you've made since the March 2020 pause.

[#BLM Scott Brown @geowtf]

@steppinlazer @monosynth Orange vomiters are the best vomiters.