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22 I only follow sorryssss

[Canada Goose 🇨🇦 @CanadaGoose911]

Oh I wish more countries would do this

[ZUZU ⚖️📈 mcwexler brainrot @zuzusexytiems]

wait holy shit what

[𝙤𝙡𝙞𝙫𝙚𝙧★ @olivvrszn]

One of my colleagues asked me “Do you think you’re superior for not using AI in your work?” and I'm like, Thank you for that beautiful question. Yes, I do.

[jerry @ANerdNamedJerry]

clavicular was a racist white frat dude n somehow some of y'all are surprised that he got charges like that

[MaliciousTorturer789 @kakobunny]

Things to say to someone with 𝐎𝐂𝐃

You are a 𝗽𝗲𝗱𝗼𝗽𝗵𝗶𝗹𝗲.

Is the 𝗱𝗼𝗼𝗿 locked?

They are 𝘄𝗮𝘁𝗰𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴.

The 𝗼𝘃𝗲𝗻 is on.

Sell me this 𝗰𝗼𝗺𝗽𝘂𝗹𝘀𝗶𝗼𝗻.

Now replace “the” with “get money”

[Ari🦋✨ @Ariszn12]

I don’t think people fully understand what’s happening. We’re not being priced out of luxury. We’re being priced out of normal. A house, car, Groceries, Childcare, Insurance,These weren’t extravagant expectations 20 years ago.

[Michael Kandel @K_A_N_D_E_L]

american: I lost all my money on the unregulated limitless gambling website

american government: that's not fair. you should be able to lose more money than that

[madi🧃 @ethicalsnoopy]

the concept of calling ldpdl tacky in defense of this guy………….

[JDK @JDKDAY]

Generational differences are fake. Everyone is rude. Everyone stares at you like a slack jawed moron. Everyone is more conservative and prudish. Everyone listens to short form content out loud on their phones in public places

[كلثوم @kokididthat]

Never been more humbled

[alex 📉 @alexbgervais]

Zohran being the only person in politics to understand that Trump’s special interest is real estate is incredible. Such low hanging fruit for any mayor

[KibryHouse🏳️‍⚧️🐌 @KibryHouse]

“Lockers” “the popular students” “PE” “Teacher”

[cat ✨ @catalystcomett]

everyone takes this speech as some kind of feminist statement bc of madonna but if you watch the movie it’s actually foreplay for brother-sister incest.

[semi-autonomous rapist @syphilitic_rape]

Why do Japanese have a loanword for rape as if it was Americans who introduced them to the concept of it

[jonny @suitejonny]

genuinely one of the most formative, load-bearing texts of our time

[booze‼️ @boozebabbles]

i like the bread one cuz someone just put white bread next to sourdough and called white bread cancer

[ziggy !! 🪐 @starzigdulac]

opening the app and immediately getting three different iwtvtwt reverse racism tweets

[Wallstreet Dragon @longwashere]

People want to blame Amazon but the reality is most of Asia have thriving malls like this and their version of e-commerce and Amazon is a lot more cracked than ours. You can get free 1 day shipping on grab and aliexpress.

Malls in Asia are winning and thriving because they’re anchored by groceries stores and every day needs, while American malls were anchored by department stores that ended up failing.