Jeff Merge

The hum of the engine is my greatest solace. To drive is to man, what flight is to bird.

[Jeff Merge @geqacult]

@xavagew1re @GarlicCorgi Apple out here snitching like “we see you king”

[Veronica @mjjthriller]

18 days!

[Larry King @kingsthings]

@KingTunde_SZN 56

[Black Homer @GhettoHomer]

I'm a girl. I cry over stupid boys. My room is a mess. Sometimes music is my only friend. I'm not perfect. I never will be, but I'm me.

[Khamenei.ir @khamenei_ir]

Women are the manager of the home, not a servant for you to say, “Why didn’t you do this? Why didn’t you do that? Why isn’t the house clean?” A woman is like a flower. A flower must be cared for and protected, and she will enrich you with her color, fragrance, and qualities.

[wint @dril]

hm lets see.. *Logs On To Dark Net* bomb recipes... voyeur upskirt.. snuff vids..DILBERT?? WHo thef fuck put dilbert on dark net

[Cher @cher]

Something is amiss with ipad

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

so crazy to just be living every day through the slow motion car crash of escalating fascism and it’s still like. aw man i have to go to the dentist

[jeremy @jeremylovesyall]

they realise they completely fumbled marketing this to normal people so they've instead resorted to begging freaks like us to see it 6 times

[Boots, 'with the fur' @afraidofwasps]

One time as a kid i turned on the TV and Leno was on, he was in the middle of a routine about hating soup, and the punchline was soup is just "a bowl that is wet"

[Jordan @mr_certainly]

Give it to me straight doc, how tall am I and how old am I

[LindyMan @PaulSkallas]

I thought music was dead. But apparently you can still be dropped from your label and banned from entering America for singing a song.

[Tim Duffy™ @TimDuffy]

RIP Brian Wilson. Literally moments ago finished @NifMuhammad’s beautiful book There’s Always This Year, which features this passage.

[Jeff Merge @geqacult]

@Xzavier46399 @wyclefshawty @AncientV25 @victorgsal @PplsCityCouncil What’s Penal Code 653.2 PC?

[jos @josiahhughes]

final minute or two of The Rehearsal was a bone-chilling indictment of capitalism. just a series of names and job titles broadcast atop a black screen — entire identities reduced only to their job.

[Drop Pop @DropPopNet]

🚨 The missing Annabelle doll was spotted chasing people in downtown Atlanta.

[E! News @enews]

Tom Cruise isn't always looking for an impossible mission. He reveals his Father’s Day plans and more: https://t.co/LFEBanGQ4S

[Ben Avery @benaveryisgood]

They’re intentionally creating a pressure cooker for someone to do Paddock numbers. Then they can justify public safety by enforcing anti-antisemitism laws. And if the big one doesn’t happen they’ll orchestrate it themselves. They got twenty MK columbine kids hibernating in a darpa egg

[(AV) 🏴 @161StolenLand]

Americans, I beg you to gaze upon how to actually de-arrest and not just film your "comrade" being dragged away by the pigs