Gerald “😜” Evans

Teacher, Educator, Gun Owner

[Gerald “😜” Evans @GeraldEvans23]

I don’t know what kayvaun mulready ate today or did last night and I don’t wanna know, all I know is that he needs to do that shit again. #hoyas #georgetown #bigeasthoops #georgetownbasketball

[Gerald “😜” Evans @GeraldEvans23]

I have received word that Deshawn Harris-Smith will be returning to the Georgetown Hoyas in the new year.

[Gerald “😜” Evans @GeraldEvans23]

Bought sushi, took avocado out, made guacamole✅ while the rest of you stand over there trying to decide between sushi or guacamole, I’m busy thinking “fuck you, you think inside of the box”. This. is. how. I. operate. I do shit like this every fucking day. #dinner #alpha #sushi

[Gerald “😜” Evans @GeraldEvans23]

Thank god u don’t lose teeth as an adult. Imagine having a bad day and all of a sudden u have a loose tooth. Now ur eating is all fucked up and ur talking like an idiot, bloods going everywhere. Just would be a horrible addition to modern life, grateful for that small adaptation

[Hoya Paranoia @_HoyaParanoia_]

I am already in love with this basketball team.

[Gerald “😜” Evans @GeraldEvans23]

Boutta watch a movie with my roommate for the first time, kinda nervous

[Gerald “😜” Evans @GeraldEvans23]

Sorry professor, rain means mandatory sleep thru my 8:15. Preciate you boss

[Gerald “😜” Evans @GeraldEvans23]

@slvulture @ArianeGroup Very interesting, thanks!

[Gerald “😜” Evans @GeraldEvans23]

UFO ON EAST COACH 🚨🚨

Was on the beach and saw this thing and took a video. It travelled across the sky before eventually going up in flames in the ocean (4th image). Was super bright and looked almost like it was spinning. Just interesting

[Gerald “😜” Evans @GeraldEvans23]

Why the FUCK are movie theatres allowed to show horror movie trailers before the movie. I didn’t sign up to shit myself before the movie. I came here to watch race cars and damson idris, not 15 minutes of the conjuring. I’m so fucking scared right now I don’t want to watch F1 now

[Gerald “😜” Evans @GeraldEvans23]

I hate when a dude with a horrible fit gets play

[Gerald “😜” Evans @GeraldEvans23]

You guys think college athletes are in their group chats sending tuff ass tik tok edits of eachother? I know Kon Kneuppel sending tiktok links in the duke group chat like “damn coop you see this yet?”

[Gerald “😜” Evans @GeraldEvans23]

Hate when my wifi is ass and I click on an insta story and the photo doesn’t actually load and when I close the story the circle turns grey, so now I just have to live the rest of my life wondering what that story was.

[Gerald “😜” Evans @GeraldEvans23]

Killed a male mosquito earlier (the huge ones). They don’t bite but I couldnt sleep knowing it was in my room and might land on me while I’m sleeping. Anyways, I’m now barricading my doors and windows as I’m expecting a mosquito army to arrive at any moment seeking revenge.

[Gerald “😜” Evans @GeraldEvans23]

@ironodriscoll Ur fixin for a dox buddy

[Gerald “😜” Evans @GeraldEvans23]

*walking around with a bag”
Stranger: what in the bag?
Me: nothing, don’t worry about it.
*I trip and my pet cat falls out his bag*
Me: Looks like the Cat’s out of the bag!
*Stranger pulls out Flintlock pistol and shoots me but the recoil sends him flying off a bridge*

[Gerald “😜” Evans @GeraldEvans23]

@ironodriscoll U sure about that? #proof

[Gerald “😜” Evans @GeraldEvans23]

@ironodriscoll Unlike you, I don’t tweet for the validation of others. Pussy.

[Gerald “😜” Evans @GeraldEvans23]

@ironodriscoll This is gonna look really bad on paper.

[Gerald “😜” Evans @GeraldEvans23]

Would yall fuck with storytime if I started posting them on here? Lmk