Uncle Gerb

book jockey/philomath || Brookside class of 13’ #2 ranked reader in the U.S 📚🐛

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@techonmytech couple nut and pee stains, moderately played condition

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claude usurp my kingpin and put the money in index funds

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spending my tax return on akimbo M93 rafficas

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what if we kissed at the summit of mount doom in mordor

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joining the resistance against myself

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the early bird sticks his morning wood in the worm 🐛

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@MotivationalLit

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quitting pot to become a civil engineer

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these hoes faker than the moon landing ‼️🗣️

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i’m TOO hydrated brotha i wet the bed

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doomscrolling venmo off a perc

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almost just got slimed out by a fully loaded nacho

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@RubMyPiece $BOBWARD to the moon

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my haiku’s are my own. #RegulateChatGPT

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you either die based or live long enough to become retarded

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umbrellas r gay

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SB LIX 🔒: Kelce to get myocarditis +350

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@oraclemindy

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just fluoridated my opps water supply

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@RubMyPiece we will roll out project 2025 once trump takes office. my favorite part is section 5B where we take away all your rights and give scat players the death penalty