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[Gerent @gerentg]

https://t.co/YZpgQ2KAkK

[Gerent @gerentg]

@MaryLTrump Us who fail to learn from history are doom to repeat it.

[Gerent @gerentg]

@WWConverge We're rooting for you!

[Gerent @gerentg]

The person you really need to blame for all of this... is Jesus.

[Gerent @gerentg]

Wiping your ass after taking a shit?
That sounds like government overreach!
Keep the deep state outta my asshole, asshole!

[Gerent @gerentg]

@OneyPlays Hey! Look who I found irl. It's Dingdong!

[Gerent @gerentg]

Now begins the era of vigilantism as our arbiter for justice, equality, and fairness.

[Gerent @gerentg]

@RealJamesWoods Why do liberals support Big Fire?!

[Gerent @gerentg]

@goosesgeeses "Use the Faberge eggs. Not the regular store-bought eggs."

[Gerent @gerentg]

Rule 32: pics or it didn't happen.
https://t.co/AqIeiVj98p

[Gerent @gerentg]

Well, looks like @PepMangione winning the presidency is now the only way to drop all criminal charges.

[Gerent @gerentg]

@MrGeorgeWallace Watch out when polio comes back and they be talking about horseback-riding with wooden mallets and polo shirts.

[Gerent @gerentg]

@TheOnion @GlobTetrahedron @BryceTetraeder "Parody, satire and mockery are infecting our propaganda and paranoia conspiracy driven fake News outlets!" Says one disgruntled naïf when told to vacate a local McDonald's drive-thru.

[Gerent @gerentg]

Among the other things not on my bingo card this year was The Onion buying Infowars.

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Via our parent company @GlobTetrahedron
CEO @BryceTetraeder: https://t.co/c3yFESwUKU

[Gerent @gerentg]

Gonna post this here because I'll forget the url.

https://t.co/Ba9Aonh9tB

[Gerent @gerentg]

@TheOnion "Who gives a f*ck?" —Allen Aldi (14, Non-golfer)

[Gerent @gerentg]

@Vanilleon 16 yrs? Goodness gracious, how time flies!

[Gerent @gerentg]

Stop fighting! We're here to watch folks get wrecked by exploding pagers, not squabble about who deserves what from whom. I know we agree everyone (except ourselves) needs their cunt punted, and if we can collectively share schadenfreude, then I believe there's a chance for peace

[Gerent @gerentg]

Look at what algorithm gave me, just like an actual giving tree!
https://t.co/t3rQYdteU9

[Gerent @gerentg]

Today is the anniversary of Tiananmen Square. Don't forget, because this will be on the test.

[Gerent @gerentg]

@komonews A salad