Greg Washburn

It's "me" Greg.

[Greg Washburn @gerginburn]

@Daniels congrats on writing the first ever Chekhov’s butt plug 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[Greg Washburn @gerginburn]

@TimBarnes451 This is brilliant.

[Greg Washburn @gerginburn]

@RepAdamSchiff I just spent an hour trying to find out if a pediatrician was in or out of my network before visiting them. Surely there’s a better way. What’s your plan?

[Greg Washburn @gerginburn]

can I buy the nft of this please https://t.co/Qzulbw9nAy

[Greg Washburn @gerginburn]

@Photoshop if you're going to be such a lil bitch about my scratch disks tell me how to clear em. Go on. Do it. I dare you. How do I do it? Teach me.

[Greg Washburn @gerginburn]

@FoolishCoward Just don’t grind or anything

[Greg Washburn @gerginburn]

What if we just rebranded it something like ‘DeficitReductionCare’ would people get onboard then?

[Greg Washburn @gerginburn]

22 studies agree: 'Medicare for All' saves money https://t.co/WZ5nFZ7ase

[Greg Washburn @gerginburn]

Anyone ever wanted to see me piss my pants? Today is your lucky day.

[Greg Washburn @gerginburn]

My wife is lactose intolerant so I’ve been using this vegans recipe a lot lately.

[Greg Washburn @gerginburn]

If it’s inevitable that you’ll screw your kid up, why waste time doing it?

[Foolish Coward @FoolishCoward]

maybe i do have what it takes to be a father

[Greg Washburn @gerginburn]

@NiKazoura In these trying times it’s important to ask questions, listen to the answer, and engage in meaningful dialogue.

[Greg Washburn @gerginburn]

@shoptheinside do you have customer support? been trying to get info on a shipment. I've only received half of a bed, but the shipment tracking says "fulfilled." Been sleeping on the floor for a month waiting for this. Any help?

[Greg Washburn @gerginburn]

Food labels are out of control. @TheKloons

[Greg Washburn @gerginburn]

It’s open enrollment, I’m opting out of dental insurance too. Thanks DTC!

[Greg Washburn @gerginburn]

Fancy lawyers allow cult members to kill themselves.

[Greg Washburn @gerginburn]

It’s almost like he’s a Russian agent.

[Greg Washburn @gerginburn]

@DemSocialists Kinda like how we get automatically registered for the draft...🤔 seems like they’d rather we shoot bullets than cast ballots.

[Greg Washburn @gerginburn]

Kinda bored today anybody have a suggestion of an activity I could do?

[Greg Washburn @gerginburn]

Finally, a product or service that will fill the massive void in my life.

[Foolish Coward @FoolishCoward]

this commercial totally gets me