Guacamole Jo 🍉

He/They || UIW '23 || Legal Drug Dealer

[Guacamole Jo 🍉 @germaninspanish]

Is life crazy or am I just drunk at quiktrip?

[KJ @kend0llass]

Nvm i feel better! I could go for a lemon drop

[bobby @bobbylikesbeers]

“they’re here illegally” I don’t care dude I’m on my 13th beer and she hasn’t texted me back in weeks

[Dylan Ali @dylanali_]

Pride Mubarak to those who observe

[Guacamole Jo 🍉 @germaninspanish]

@sadboysgotobed If I'm going for longevity I get something I'm not super into but don't mind sipping on so that I'm forced to slow my drinking pace

[Bae Guevara @Kaimandante]

If tone deaf was a person.

[t’es woke toi ! 🇵🇸 @teswoketoi]

i miss woke so fucking much bro

[Koen @clantonslide]

white people be like im half mexican

[chance @chanceposts]

before the recession starts does anyone want to fall in love and live together to save on rent and groceries

[DA VINKI @VorosTwins]

Shoutout to everyone that is Da Non-binary 😁😁

[. @jacxevelaryon]

coriolanus snow making a 2 month relationship that failed be everyone's problem for 60 years this is so real of him

[Chase Passive Income @chasedownleads]

Excited to announce that I closed on a $31.38 transaction to secure a burrito and side of chips

20-year senior fixed rate financing was provided by Klarna

DoorDash provided delivery of the asset

Congratulations to all involved

[The Drunk Republican @DrunkRepub]

People in 1985: “In 40 years we will have flying cars and a cure for cancer.”

40 years later: “What’s the interest rate on this Crunchwrap Supreme?”

[Pitbull @pitbull]

Happy 305 Day, dallleeee

[jewel 🍒 @jeweltonedblues]

I used to set shit like this up in my closet as a kid. Now I'm gay and autistic.