Gerry Costello

A regular guy from the Philly burbs.

[Gerry Costello @GerryC2917]

@DiBonaNFL Each team assigned a Disney character? Who got Dopey?

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@PhillyCrimeUpd Very quiet area. Any particulars?

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@VitoLaBella4NY @nicksortor Noah and Jacob from West Chester

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@its_The_Dr Opel?

[Dr. Clown, PhD @DrClownPhD]

This blows my mind! 🤯

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@CrossingBroad Domestic?

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In ancient Rome, a man was convicted of eating his wife...

The soldiers arrested him and brought him before Caesar.

"Do you have remorse for your heinous crime?" Caesar asked.

The Roman smiled and shook his head. He looked very happy.

Caesar was shocked.

He told the guards, "To commit such an act is bad enough, but to be happy about it? As a punishment, keep him in chains, and every day make him fight armed opponents, using only the minimum of weapons! Report back to me in a week, we'll see if he's still smiling."

The guards dragged the man off.

He was still smiling.

As they were commanded, each day they made the prisoner fight.

On the first day, armed with only a net and a stick, he fought an opponent with a spear.

The next day, with only a small rope, he fought two swordsmen. And so on, he was forced to fight every day.

At the end of the week, the prisoner was in a real sorry state.

He could barely blink, let alone smile. 

The head guard came to Caesar.

"Oh, Caesar, I  have come to report on the prisoner. We made him fight each day, using the most basic weapons, like a, er, you know, whaddaya call it?"

"Gladiator?" said Caesar.

The guard snickered, "No, he actually quite regrets it now."

[Andrew Salciunas @asalciunas975]

Happy Independence Day 🇱🇹

[The Husky @Mr_Husky1]

"My parents have been married for 75 years but few have noticed. Most of their friends have died. I contacted 6 local news stations and the Union Tribune newspaper giving details so they could do a story on their lives. Not one response from anyone. I think living into your 90's and staying married 75 years is quite an accomplishment. If you agree, please like and share my post. I want to show them people do care."

Credit Eileen Atkinson

[Jamie Apody @JamieApody]

Did YOU know?!
#FlyEaglesFly #DallasCowboys #rivalryweek #eagles #philly #dallas

[Gerry Costello @GerryC2917]

@JohnKruk @TMacPhils Found this ball in a donation box to our store.

[Pope Leo XIV @Pontifex]

Holiness must blossom precisely where decisions are made that affect the lives of thousands of families. The world needs entrepreneurs and leaders who, out of love for God and neighbor, work for an economy that serves the common good. It is possible to be both an entrepreneur and a saint—economic efficiency and fidelity to the Gospel are not mutually exclusive—and charity can penetrate even industrial and financial structures.

[PROTECT ALL WILDLIFE @Protect_Wldlife]

Hello, I’m a Possum.

Probably, you don't know it, but I’m not here to cause any trouble. Actually, I’m here to help. Every night, I can eat lots of ticks, along with insects that spread disease.

I also keep snake numbers in check, even the venomous ones. My body is tough enough to survive Rattlesnake or Coral Snake bites, and yes, I even eat venomous snakes like they’re just another meal.

What’s more, my blood carries something special. Scientists have used it to develop treatments for snake bites that save lives. Without animals like me, there would be more pests, more Snakes, and fewer cures for people.

So if you see me, please don’t hurt me. Let me raise my babies. I’m just out here doing my part to make the world a little safer for everyone.

[The G.L.O.A.T. @LakeSuperior]

29 bells.

[Over Salted Pretzel @OverSaltPretzel]

Larry Krasner can talk about Kada Scott today and attempt damage control by pointing fingers at others...

But the list of people victimized by criminals Krasner refused to put in prison is long.

Milan Loncar. Sam Collington....

And then there is this heartbreaking thread. 2 kids killed by criminals who should have been behind bars

[Absolutely Hammered @ah_pod]

thank you, fans.

[Jon Marks @JonMarksMedia]

For those who were most worried about the offense going cold in the playoffs, you were correct. For those most worried about the Phillies bullpen, you were correct

[Gerry Costello @GerryC2917]

@JamieApody Oh yes he can

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@mccrystal_alex Go birds!