slim jim

I’m talkin bout mountain dews baby

[slim jim @gert_moose4]

The chicken biscuit line at golden pantry chose me as their leader when ‘fukumean’ started playing from my pocket

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@dylan_and1

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@MikeSrTweets I consider it my regular dental office now. Too bad they don’t take my insurance 😔

[slim jim @gert_moose4]

Savannah smiles tab just hit 😵 lookin like Crentist the Dentist put a crown in

[dylan @dylan_and1]

I’ll be the guy in a green shirt and khaki shorts today

[slim jim @gert_moose4]

Putting on the green sports coat tomorrow morning

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Airpod conversation awareness needs to stop interrupting the discussions between my personalities. mfs more aware than me

[slim jim @gert_moose4]

If your email sign off is “Cheers” and you aren’t an HR manager for a brewery, kindly disregard yourself

[slim jim @gert_moose4]

With zero ado, I have papoosed the vociferously amorphous Zippi-dee-doo-da of 2023. Last year hornswoggled a grandiosity of aphrodisiacs but the Big Kahuna deloused the asbestos to bring you the bupkis of blasé. Disclaimer: Definitions are for nerds. #Boomshakalaka

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Ppl my age asking for my email like I wont rsvp on Snapchat

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Walking back from the mailbox with no mail is the adult walk of shame? Damn sure felt like it.

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Not the DP from bezos 🫨

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Googled best shoes to go get the mail in and found a disappointing amount of power rankings

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@ginmargenie But im tryna party with havarti 🤭

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Hit the Jeff Penzos too hard before Cyber Monday now I got a deli meat slicer, shun cutlery, and Braille Uno otw😩

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@PartTimeJeffrey Looking forward to finely mincing all my opps 😈

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Happy holidays.

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Amazon just be choosing everything these days cept me smh

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@PartTimeJeffrey I believe you’re referring to Mrs. Magill Dooley, the paragon of philanthropy to the uga athletic department. Mr Dooley credits his 4 heisman rings to her diligence in the industry.

[slim jim @gert_moose4]

@BaggerVyvanse His hospitality is often overlooked due to wads of cash falling from his pockets. We view him as a deity and yet he remains humble

[slim jim @gert_moose4]

That's Herschel Dooley.

[🔴⚫️ Burn The Boats 🏆🏆 @jceasley1]

Anyone recognize this guy?? . He’s been sitting behind us in Sanford this year. Always wears his 80’s coaching attire, and says his name is Herschel Dooley.
#GoDawgs