alf 🇪🇺

ah, wherefore all this wormy circumstance? he/him 😎

[alf 🇪🇺 @gerzimbo]

pop’n’lockdown

[alf 🇪🇺 @gerzimbo]

@KallumNoon 0 rizz mindset

[Ciaran @CiaranBloo]

Starmer in his study with Thatcher’s portrait

[alf 🇪🇺 @gerzimbo]

energy companies when they discount your price by £1 once in 2 years:

[alf 🇪🇺 @gerzimbo]

Jesus Octopus you’re giving me £1

don’t break your neck sucking your own dick over it

[alf 🇪🇺 @gerzimbo]

@KallumNoon

[alf 🇪🇺 @gerzimbo]

@marksandspencer just eaten half a rotten-looking cookie (fresh from the shelves) before noticing - should I be on my way to the doctors?

It’s hard enough having to stomach Gluten Free stuff as is 😭

[alf 🇪🇺 @gerzimbo]

@NIP Very well produced show - slick editing but also nice and informal - and great to hear from a happy sounding Threat!

[alf 🇪🇺 @gerzimbo]

im so cool and pretentious

[alf 🇪🇺 @gerzimbo]

ok, I understand ‘bits’, but what the heck is a ‘Bob’?

[Roaring Bears e.V. @Roaring_Bears]

AB IN DIE AUSVERKAUFTE @CounterStrike KATHEDRALE!

Dank der Unterstützung der @ESLGermany sind wir in der Lage 2x3-day-regular Tickets für die @IEM Cologne an EUCH zu verlosen!

To Do:
✅Follow @Roaring_Bears
🔁RT
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⏰30.6. 18.oo

#GEMEINSAM #IEMCologne #IEM

[alf 🇪🇺 @gerzimbo]

poor little feller probably thinks you’re cringe for hanging your dumb wanker logo round his neck

[alf 🇪🇺 @gerzimbo]

Ok, so he totally didn’t say that. He probably said something like ‘woof woof woof’

this is Alfie abuse and I will not stand for it

[Lee Anderson MP @LeeAndersonMP_]

My Alfie says.....

'Vote Conservative today and take your ID'.

Grrrrrr

[alf 🇪🇺 @gerzimbo]

same

[alf 🇪🇺 @gerzimbo]

end of an era 🫡

[BBC News (UK) @BBCNews]

University of York's tall duck Long Boi is missing https://t.co/EfSROoPBQ5

[alf 🇪🇺 @gerzimbo]

@seetickets @glastonbury L

[alf 🇪🇺 @gerzimbo]

@KallumNoon It’s unpopular to spit #facts on Twitter these days…
Comedy is legal @elonmusk ?
Where are my Impressions..

[alf 🇪🇺 @gerzimbo]

some loser Gamer: They should make Fast Travel in Real Life!

me, Nonplussed: uhh, buddy. What do you think the train is…

[alf 🇪🇺 @gerzimbo]

(Londoners: replace ‘train’ with ‘tube’ - Ed.)

[alf 🇪🇺 @gerzimbo]

@pazzmore

[alf 🇪🇺 @gerzimbo]

They should make a Superhero movie about a man who can become a Brick